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You know that "If there's one person you can't stop thinking about ..." meme? Well, there's an opposite version, but I can't remember precisely how it goes, so I'm makin' up my own, 'cause that's the level of my annoyance.

If there's one person you want to slap upside the head once or twice with a frozen trout for acting like an annoying asshat, post this exact same sentence in your LJ.

'Cause someone (no names) seriously needs to knock it the fuck off.

Also, I just banged the kitchen cabinet door into my face and now I have this nice, deep little cut in my upper lip and I'm wearing a Band-Aid as a mustache. I think I need my own laugh track. Mmm-hmm.