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Regarding Ken Jennings, the Jeopardy! champ who just won't stop winning, Alex Trebek said, "You're doing this just to bug me, aren't you?"

*snerk* That's as good a reason as any, Alex.

Just out of curiosity, a meme jacked from miggy

1. Pick any one of my user icons.

2. Write a drabble about the one you picked. Yes, you . :D

3. Post it for me? Pretty please?

I would have participated over there, but I just woke up and gaaaaaaah.

EDIT: And while I'm gacking memes from people, one from tictactacogirl ... What song reminds you of me?

And guess what? They're making a live action Transformers movie. I think my favorite bit is where the president of Hasbro Toys says now's a good time for a live-action Transformers movie because the stars are aligned. You know, sometimes when stars align, good things happen, and sometimes, great gaping holes in reality suck in all of the joy and beauty that life has to offer and corrode it until the majority of humanity can never truly feel real happiness again.

And speaking of Catwoman, do you have any idea how funny it is reading the stuff in the Trivia section on IMDb? Like this ... Halle Berry ended up in a hospital after a stunt where she collided with a piece of stage equipment during a chase scene. The injury wasn't serious. And this makes how many of her movies that have tried to kill her now? I'm sorry, but if my computer suddenly leapt from the table and whacked me upside the head a couple of times, I would take that as a sign to run away screaming in the opposite direction and occasionally be heard to whimper, "Can't sleep, Microsoft Word will eat me, can't sleep, Microsoft Word will eat me ..."

There's the inevitable Jason Bourne vs. Catwoman! story on Yahoo. I want to see that fight. No, seriously. I think it's pretty safe to assume that not only would Catwoman lose, but Jason Bourne would call Loki, Will Hunting, Tom Ripley, and Private Ryan and tag-team her just for the hell of it.

GIP!

Because why I didn't have a work-related icon yet, I'll never know.

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I got all of my hair hacked off today before I went to work by a professional. (Meaning I had it cut by a nice hairdresser to chin-length.)

It's not bad now, but once I get home and straighten it, it'll look sweet. (Stupid wavy hair. *waves clenched fist*)

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In the middle of doing my nails and hair and stuff for the movies tomorrow. (I'm also watching the first Batman, which I fear may be a mistake.)

If, when venturing out into the great, harrowing unknown that is a Catwoman showing, I should fall by the wayside, I leave Magic Voice to whoever can handle his weird taste in breakfast cereals, Colin Farrell's cock to whoever can afford the shipping, and my DVD collection to whoever calls dibs first.

EDIT: You know, if I were really mean, I would have turned off comments for this post. ;P

SUPERPOWERED ALTER-EGO OF EDIT: "Oh, and give Knox a grant." *snerk* I was right ... watching Michael Keaton be Bruce Wayne tonight is a baaaaad idea.

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What. The. FUCK.

You know, this is yet another sequel that strains the boundaries of my Sequel Formula: "Sequel" = For all of those unanswered questions you had after watching + "Previous movie". (Example ... Barbershop 2: For all those unanswered questions you had after watching Barbershop, like, "Did everyone's hair grow back?")

I didn't have any questions after watching Baby Geniuses, aside from "Who did I kill to deserve this?" And yes, I watched Baby Geniuses. From beginning to end, even. I'm now qualified to endure eight of the top ten most painful tortures on the planet, including most puns, my mother's tuna casserole, and every single episode of Seventh Heaven.