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I'm five years old, which is why I like baaaaabyanimals. The baby bunnies are killing me.

EDIT: OMG! Baby otter! *keels over from the cute*

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And while I'm reccing stuff this morning, and since I've just finished watching Dogma, if you've seen that and read Good Omens, you must read this hysterical crossover.

My favorite bit:

The Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of This World, Father of Lies, Spawn of Satan and Lord of Darkness gave the Bringer of Light, Daughter of Heaven, Queen of Queens, Shining Beacon of Hope, One True Path, Last Scion and Lady Our Savior a cup of lemonade.

It was a small plastic cup with a lid on it, to avoid spills.

*snerk*

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Dear co-workers,

Surprise! I can read. Sorry to disappoint you, but I guess this means you'll just have to stop coming into my office and reading me messages I can figure out on my own perfectly well. If you'd like, simply ask and I'll pretend to be the absolute idiotic tool you think I am, rather than getting snotty with you and snatching the messages from your hand as if I'm about to grab a fire extinguisher full of lemon juice and paper-cut you to the pain.

Sincerely,

Me

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( Also, I find myself morbidly curious about Bill O'Reilly. )

Okay, who wants to see what I look like?

Just keep in mind a few things:

-- This picture is a few years old.
-- My hair is now down to my chin and reddish-blond.
-- I'm not an albino or practically see-through, that's just the flash.

( It's not the best photo on the planet, but it'll do. )