First up, some movie trailers ...
Night Watch -- DUDE. That's just creepy and scary and pretty and GYAH. Either that movie will be wickedly cool, or it's going to suck.
Kingdom of Heaven -- That one's got new footage. Oh, please let this movie turn out to be good. *crosses fingers*
The Skeleton Key -- A Kate Hudson movie? Meh.
The home of the woman who found the fingertip in her chili at Wendy's is being searched by police. -- I understand the police have to follow all leads, but that's got to suck as long as she's innocent of any wrongdoing.
A Hong Kong hiker washed her face in a freshwater stream, not noticing that leech had wormed its way into one of her nostrils, according to the Hong Kong Medical Journal. -- I believe the correct response is, EWWWWWWWW.
A thief who stole 25 shoes got a little less than he or she bargained for after realizing they were all for left feet. -- See, this is where you get creative and find a woman with one leg and a full pocketbook.
The late Pope John Paul regretted not praying for his native Poland during the 1982 World Cup finals in Spain, according to former Poland and Juventus playmaker Zbigniew Boniek. -- Hee. I like that thought about the Pope. That's such a guy thing. "I'm the Pope, man! I could have pulled some strings!" :)
Scientists say the odds of another catastrophic volcanic eruption in Yellowstone within anyone's lifetime are extraordinarily remote, but that's exactly what happens in a made-for-television movie that will air this Sunday. -- No, damn it! I
want it to explode, you stupid scientists, and you haven't seen my track record for making disasters happen through sheer force of will!
And in related disaster-esque news,
an article on the new TV show "Revelations".Also, to the anonymous person who gave me stuff, YAY! Thanks. :) *pounces on you, shags like mad*