I'm just going to not wake up until I have a book deal or a winning lottery ticket, 'kay?

Oh, for crying out loud. *headdesk*

At least the Sci-Fi Channel loves me and wants me to watch Tiny!Heath Ledger doing a bastardized Irish accent. *cuddles him*

Yeah, it's been a bad day so far. Why do you ask?

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Since everybody else is doing it ... :)

Top Ten Things That Bring Me Joy Right Now

1. The view from my kitchen window (which is huge and shows a great view of the mountains and the valley and the pretty, pretty foliage.)
2. Coming up with new and interesting ways to torture Sean Boggs. HEE.
3. The pumpkin spice and maple sugar candles I light to scent the apartment.
4. The Frighteners. (Wheee! It's on the Sci-Fi Channel tonight! Why the hell don't I own that movie on DVD again?)
5. fandomhigh, even at its most frustrating.
6. Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal. And thinking about them making out.
7. The DHL "customer service" commercials, although not in the way I expect they're supposed to bring me joy.
8. The fact that my apartment is not a raging pigpen like everybody expected it would turn into.
9. Last night's Lost, which was confusing and awesome all at the same time.
10. Ye olde friends list. *hugs you all*

And I'm supposed to tag five people, but as usual, you want to do it, it's yours.

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You know what we haven't played in a while? Movie quotes tag.

Quick review of the rules for anybody who's never done it before -- you can't guess all of the quotes at once, you can ONLY guess one quote at a time from each list. If the person who posted it confirms you've guessed correctly, you post three new quotes (to the original post, please, to make it easier to find new stuff to guess). And so on, and so on, like one great big pyramid game.

Try not to do the same movies over and over again if you can help it, or do quotes that are too vague. Also, if you need to, try to block out character names so they can't be used as clues.

Oh, and you can't use IMDb to guess quotes -- use your brain, silly, that's what it's there for -- but you can use it to find new quotes to post if you get one right.

( Aaaaaand we're off ... )

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I'm supposed to be working on plotting the Books of Boggs stuff, but I'm all wired in all the wrong ways to be in a writing mood and I need to do something else. Therefore, a meme, which admittedly I already did a while back but I liked it, so what the hell? :)

Ask me for my "top five" lists of anything, and I will give you my top five of that thing or things. Copy and paste this in your own journal and give your own top fives.

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Okay, so here's a good question. With all the Katie-Holmes-is-pregnant stuff, I've seen a few people mention that she had his picture on her wall in high school and dreamed of marrying him, and now she is. So here's my question -- if you were in the same situation of being married to the person whose pictures took up the most space on your walls in high school, who would you be marrying or married to right now?

Personally, I'd be married to Dean Cain, which would be sad, but he's still pretty cute, so yay! :)

EDIT: For the record, Great Things About Being Queer wins for pointing out every instance of gay penguins in captivity.