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[apocalypsos]

You know what we haven't played in a while? Movie quotes tag.

Quick review of the rules for anybody who's never done it before -- you can't guess all of the quotes at once, you can ONLY guess one quote at a time from each list. If the person who posted it confirms you've guessed correctly, you post three new quotes (to the original post, please, to make it easier to find new stuff to guess). And so on, and so on, like one great big pyramid game.

Try not to do the same movies over and over again if you can help it, or do quotes that are too vague. Also, if you need to, try to block out character names so they can't be used as clues.

Oh, and you can't use IMDb to guess quotes -- use your brain, silly, that's what it's there for -- but you can use it to find new quotes to post if you get one right.

To start off, here's the first ten:

1. "You should fuck her and then have her send you $12 on your birthday." -- The 40-Year-Old Virgin, guessed by miss_pryss

2. "What is it with this chick? She got beer-flavored nipples?" -- 10 Things I Hate About You, guessed by gruyere

3. "Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take [her] out that he'd melt my brain." -- Back to the Future, guessed by phillyexpat

4. "Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." -- Clue, guessed by stormwind

5. "If you read the T.V. Guide, you don't need a T.V." -- The Lost Boys, guessed by kimera

6. Char1: "Here's all you need to know. Classes: nothing before eleven. Beer: it's your best friend, you drink a lot. Women? You're a freshman, so it's pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car?"
Char2: "Uh, no."
Char1: "Someone on your floor will. Find them and make friends with them on the first day." -- PCU, guessed by smugglers_prize

7. "Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second." -- Ferris Bueller's Day Off, guessed by raindroproses

8. Char1: "Listen, I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime, grab some dinner, maybe?"
Char2: "You mean a date? I thought you were a fag."
Char1: "No, no, I'm just a transvestite." -- Ed Wood, guessed by chris_walsh

9. "I've had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me was weed and shit." -- Clerks, guessed by aberranteyes

10. "That the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, you hear me? I make $31,000 a year and I have a home and I'm not throwing it all away on some punk like you. But someday when you're outta here and you've forgotten about this place and they forgotten about you, and you're wrapped up in your own pathetic life, I'm gonna be there. That's right. And I'm gonna kick the living shit out of you. I'm gonna knock your dick in the dirt." -- The Breaktfast Club, guessed by wicked_wish

Comments

[phillyexpat.livejournal.com]

#3-Back to the Future

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup. Your turn. :)

[raindroproses.livejournal.com]

Number seven is from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. I love that movie. *grin*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*snerk* Me, too. My mom used to get pissed when I was little because that was all I would rent from the local video store was that movie over and over again. :)

Okay, your turn.

[valerie]

4 is Clue.

One of the greatest movies of all time.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Damn stright. :)

Your turn.

[gruyere.livejournal.com]

2 is Ten Things I Hate About You, a movie I've always meant to see.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup. (OMG, you haven't seen it? Rent it one night. It's cheesy but in the best way. :))

Okay, now you go.

[jedilora.livejournal.com]

#4-Clue, Mrs. White, I believe.

Three Quotes, for getting Back to the Future

[phillyexpat.livejournal.com]

1. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, this man you seek?

2. All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps!

3. Each cut, each scar, each burn, a different mood or time. I told him what the first one was, told him where the second one came from. I remembered them all. And for the first time in my life I felt beautiful. Finally part of the earth. I touched the soil and he loved me back.

Re: Three Quotes, for getting Back to the Future

[aberrantangels]

#2 sounds like Gunnery Sgt. Hartmann from Full Metal Jacket.

[aberrantangels]

9. "I've had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me was weed and shit."

I believe that's spoken by Phat Buds Jay in Clerks.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup, right. Your turn. :)

[elessar.livejournal.com]

6 - PCU <3

10 - Fandom High The Breakfast Club!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Heh. Right. (Although I'll only count the first one because you're only supposed to guess one at a time, silly. ;P)

Okay, now you post three quotes.

[raindroproses.livejournal.com]

1. "You can say what you want. It's always the guy in my job that ends up doing 18 months in Danbury minimum security prison."

2. "Oh, no no no no. Dead broad OFF the table!"

3. "Excuse me. Naked male insecurity really leaves me cold."

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*squeals* I know all three, but I'll guess #3 is The Cutting Edge because The Cutting Edge is AWESOME. :)

[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

8. Ed Wood, Edward calling Vampira.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup, right. :)

[cmpriest.livejournal.com]

#10 is the Breakfast Club ;-)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup. :) Okay, your turn.

Three more

[phillyexpat.livejournal.com]

For getting #2 here:

1. "A man tells so many stories, that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal."

2. "'ll tell you why. I think you're a lonely person. I drive by this place a lot and I see you here. I see a lot of people around you. And I see all these phones and all this stuff on your desk. It means nothing. Then when I came inside and I met you, I saw in your eyes and I saw the way you carried yourself that you're not a happy person. And I think you need something. And if you want to call it a friend, you can call it a friend."

3. "When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point? And, for a while, I believed that's the kind of love I had."

Re: Three more

[miss-pryss.livejournal.com]

#2 is from TAXI DRIVER. *shivers*

[kimera.livejournal.com]

Number 5- The Lost Boys?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Correct. :)

Okay, now you go.

[miss-pryss.livejournal.com]

#1 is from THE 40-YEAR OLD VIRGIN. Hot grannies!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

YAY! Somebody got it! :)

Okay, now you go.

[kimera.livejournal.com]

(reposting under the main post cos I suck)

1- "Look, this isn't about me and him or you and him. This is about me and you."
"What, like a lesbian incest kind of thing?"

2- "He showed us his stump. "Touch it," he said, "I want you to feel it. Touch it. Touch my stump." Have you ever touched a man's stump, Victoria? Fuckin' disgusting. So don't say he didn't get his legs shot off, because we were there. We touched his stump."

3- "I suppose a smaller-caliber pistol would have to fire baby teeth."

[kouryou.livejournal.com]

2 is Hard Core Logo! Yay dark Canadian mockumentary!

Three Quotes For PCU

[elessar.livejournal.com]

1. Char1: But I don't even know your name.
Char2: Well, that's a great way to start a marriage.
Char3:Sshh! Shut up!

2. "I always thought a verruca was a type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot. Ha."

3. Char1: 'Sup, ladies? Yo Jana, wanna dance?
Char2: I'm allergic.
Char1: You're allergic to dancing?
Char2: Yeah.

Re: Three Quotes For PCU

[jedilora.livejournal.com]

2-Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, recent crack version

Quotes... just because I'm slow don't mean I won't share...

[kouryou.livejournal.com]

1. "A desert holiday, we'll pack the drag away, I'll bring the lunch and tea, you'll bring the ecstacy, come on you silly queer, we're getting out of here, a desert holiday, hip hip hip HIP hooray!"

2. "Do it-... Do it and I'll fucking spank you!"

3. Char 1: "Would you like to hear today's specials? "
Char 2: "Not if you want to keep your spleen."

Re: Quotes... just because I'm slow don't mean I won't share...

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

2. Dogma.

3. American Psycho.

for getting Secretary right.

[the-jackalope.livejournal.com]

1
Char 1: So knock... knock and barter for Desert Storm trading cards.
Char 2: Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an asshole.

2
Char 1: Come on Char 2, we belong together - you, me, your little skirt. If I can't make it with you then I can't make it with anyone.
Char 2: That's not a good enough offer for me.

3
I've got to do something about the way I look. I mean a girl just can't go to Sing Sing with a green face.

Re: for getting Secretary right.

[phillyexpat.livejournal.com]

#1 is Garden State, yes?

Three quotes, for getting #1, the 40-Year Old Virgin

[miss-pryss.livejournal.com]

#1: "You remember when I said how I was gonna explain about life, buddy? Well the thing about life is, it gets weird. People are always talking ya about truth. Everybody always knows what the truth is, like it was toilet paper or somethin', and they got a supply in the closet. But what you learn, as you get older, is there ain't no truth. All there is is bullshit, pardon my vulgarity here. Layers of it. One layer of bullshit on top of another. And what you do in life like when you get older is, you pick the layer of bullshit that you prefer and that's your bullshit, so to speak."

#2: "Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw!"

#3: "Nothing ever possibly in the least ever happens here. Mother, how do you get smallpox?"

Re: Three quotes, for getting #1, the 40-Year Old Virgin

[genepool23.livejournal.com]

#1 is "Hero" - The Dustin Hoffman one, not the jet Li one.

Three more for Garden State

[phillyexpat.livejournal.com]

Guessed here.

1. "There are some places where the road keeps going."

2. "Ah, little lad, you're staring at my fingers. Would you like me to tell you the little story of right-hand/left-hand? The story of good and evil? H-A-T-E! It was with this left hand that old brother Cain struck the blow that laid his brother low. L-O-V-E! You see these fingers, dear hearts? These fingers has veins that run straight to the soul of man."

3. "Maybe you're the infertile one around here. Maybe every time you smoke a little doobie, you're killing our unborn children."

Re: Three more for Garden State

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Number two is Night of the Hunter.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

For Bridget Jones' Diary and Existenz.

1) I'm fireproof. You're not.

2) I shit on you all.

3) Whatever you say, pal. You are the master race.

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

3. Highlander.

For Getting Shrek

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

1. Char #1: What's the plan?
Char #2: Rescue the damsel in distress, kill the bad guy, save the world.

2. Char #1: I didn't know you could fly a plane.
Char #2: Fly, yes. Land, no.

3. Char #1: Red wine with fish. Well that should have told me something.
Char #2:: You may know the right wines, but you're the one on your knees. How does it feel old man?

Re: For Getting Shrek

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Number three is my single most favourite line from any film, ever. Dr No.

If you drink red wine with fish, Sean Connery will STAB YOU IN THE NECK!

[ladysorka]

1. Char1: You know how I know it's the end of the world, [name]?
Char2: No, tell me.
Char1: Cause everything's already been done, you know? Every kind of music's been tried, every government's been tried, you know, every fucking hairstyle, bubblegum flavours, breakfast cereal, every type of fucking.... What are we gonna do, man? How are we gonna make another thousand years, for Christ's sake? I'm telling you man, it's over. We used it all up.

2. Char1: You're a claustrophobic!
Chars2: You want a fist in the mouth? I've never even looked at another guy!

3. Think someone could spend half their life in a slam with a horse bit in their mouth and not believe? Think he could start out in some liquor store trash bin with an umbilical cord wrapped around his neck and not believe? Got it all wrong, holy man. I absolutely believe in God... And I absolutely hate the fucker.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Number three is Riddick, before Chronicles pulled his teeth. Pitch Black.

For getting Donnie...

[treelines.livejournal.com]

1. Well, my dad once said, "There's normally a winner in a two-horse race." Obviously neither me or Jose are horses, but I think the moral of the story is anything can happen.
   
   
2. A: You lied to me.
   B: I lie to everyone, what makes you so special?
   A: I'm your sister.
   B: That just makes you more gullible.
   
   
3. It's got nerves in it. It's a piece of wood, got nerves in it.

Re: For getting Donnie...

[erinelwin.livejournal.com]

#2... is it Love Actually?

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

For getting Pitch Black.

1) -Screw Max!
-I am!
-So am I!

2) Don't be alarmed. We're Negroes.

3) -Are you a blacksmith, or a woman?
-Sometimes I'm both.

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

3. A Knight's Tale.