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[apocalypsos]

You know what we haven't played in a while? Movie quotes tag.

Quick review of the rules for anybody who's never done it before -- you can't guess all of the quotes at once, you can ONLY guess one quote at a time from each list. If the person who posted it confirms you've guessed correctly, you post three new quotes (to the original post, please, to make it easier to find new stuff to guess). And so on, and so on, like one great big pyramid game.

Try not to do the same movies over and over again if you can help it, or do quotes that are too vague. Also, if you need to, try to block out character names so they can't be used as clues.

Oh, and you can't use IMDb to guess quotes -- use your brain, silly, that's what it's there for -- but you can use it to find new quotes to post if you get one right.

To start off, here's the first ten:

1. "You should fuck her and then have her send you $12 on your birthday." -- The 40-Year-Old Virgin, guessed by miss_pryss

2. "What is it with this chick? She got beer-flavored nipples?" -- 10 Things I Hate About You, guessed by gruyere

3. "Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take [her] out that he'd melt my brain." -- Back to the Future, guessed by phillyexpat

4. "Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." -- Clue, guessed by stormwind

5. "If you read the T.V. Guide, you don't need a T.V." -- The Lost Boys, guessed by kimera

6. Char1: "Here's all you need to know. Classes: nothing before eleven. Beer: it's your best friend, you drink a lot. Women? You're a freshman, so it's pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car?"
Char2: "Uh, no."
Char1: "Someone on your floor will. Find them and make friends with them on the first day." -- PCU, guessed by smugglers_prize

7. "Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second." -- Ferris Bueller's Day Off, guessed by raindroproses

8. Char1: "Listen, I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime, grab some dinner, maybe?"
Char2: "You mean a date? I thought you were a fag."
Char1: "No, no, I'm just a transvestite." -- Ed Wood, guessed by chris_walsh

9. "I've had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me was weed and shit." -- Clerks, guessed by aberranteyes

10. "That the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, you hear me? I make $31,000 a year and I have a home and I'm not throwing it all away on some punk like you. But someday when you're outta here and you've forgotten about this place and they forgotten about you, and you're wrapped up in your own pathetic life, I'm gonna be there. That's right. And I'm gonna kick the living shit out of you. I'm gonna knock your dick in the dirt." -- The Breaktfast Club, guessed by wicked_wish

Comments

[phillyexpat.livejournal.com]

#3-Back to the Future

[raindroproses.livejournal.com]

Number seven is from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. I love that movie. *grin*

[valerie]

4 is Clue.

One of the greatest movies of all time.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup. Your turn. :)

[gruyere.livejournal.com]

2 is Ten Things I Hate About You, a movie I've always meant to see.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*snerk* Me, too. My mom used to get pissed when I was little because that was all I would rent from the local video store was that movie over and over again. :)

Okay, your turn.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Damn stright. :)

Your turn.

[jedilora.livejournal.com]

#4-Clue, Mrs. White, I believe.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup. (OMG, you haven't seen it? Rent it one night. It's cheesy but in the best way. :))

Okay, now you go.

Three Quotes, for getting Back to the Future

[phillyexpat.livejournal.com]

1. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, this man you seek?

2. All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps!

3. Each cut, each scar, each burn, a different mood or time. I told him what the first one was, told him where the second one came from. I remembered them all. And for the first time in my life I felt beautiful. Finally part of the earth. I touched the soil and he loved me back.

[aberrantangels]

9. "I've had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me was weed and shit."

I believe that's spoken by Phat Buds Jay in Clerks.

Re: Three Quotes, for getting Back to the Future

[aberrantangels]

#2 sounds like Gunnery Sgt. Hartmann from Full Metal Jacket.

[gruyere.livejournal.com]

1: "All me life flashed before me eyes...it was really borin'."

2: "George Michael is all about the ladies. 'I want your sex.' Does that sound like he's singing to a guy?"

3: "You're an inspiration, [Character]. You should go on The 700 Club or something."

There's an extra thing that ties all of these together, although it's damned near impossible to figure it out unless you read my LJ and have done so for a while.

[elessar.livejournal.com]

6 - PCU <3

10 - Fandom High The Breakfast Club!

[valerie]

I'm acutally a little upset that you used Clue, 'cause if I got a turn I totally would've done a quote from that movie :P

Hmmm... let's see.

#1: True magick is neither black nor white. It's both because nature's both.

#2: See, "sporadically" means "once in a while." Try using it in a sentence today!

#3: Speakers so loud they blow women's clothes off!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup, right. Your turn. :)

#2-Close, but no cigar

[phillyexpat.livejournal.com]

Nope, though I love Kubrick, especially the first section of FMJ.

[raindroproses.livejournal.com]

1. "You can say what you want. It's always the guy in my job that ends up doing 18 months in Danbury minimum security prison."

2. "Oh, no no no no. Dead broad OFF the table!"

3. "Excuse me. Naked male insecurity really leaves me cold."

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Heh. Right. (Although I'll only count the first one because you're only supposed to guess one at a time, silly. ;P)

Okay, now you post three quotes.

[isabeau.livejournal.com]

(I'm fairly sure I know #1, but I'm not guessing because I don't want to have to come up with quotes of my own ;) )

[vampslayer04.livejournal.com]

#3 is The Italian Job.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*squeals* I know all three, but I'll guess #3 is The Cutting Edge because The Cutting Edge is AWESOME. :)

[valerie]

Well done.

Your turn.

[raindroproses.livejournal.com]

It is totally AWESOME. That movie makes me very happy. *grin*

(Oh, and yeah, you're right.)

[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

8. Ed Wood, Edward calling Vampira.