apocalypsos | (no subject)

You know what we haven't played in a while? Movie quotes tag.

Quick review of the rules for anybody who's never done it before -- you can't guess all of the quotes at once, you can ONLY guess one quote at a time from each list. If the person who posted it confirms you've guessed correctly, you post three new quotes (to the original post, please, to make it easier to find new stuff to guess). And so on, and so on, like one great big pyramid game.

Try not to do the same movies over and over again if you can help it, or do quotes that are too vague. Also, if you need to, try to block out character names so they can't be used as clues.

Oh, and you can't use IMDb to guess quotes -- use your brain, silly, that's what it's there for -- but you can use it to find new quotes to post if you get one right.

To start off, here's the first ten:

1. "You should fuck her and then have her send you $12 on your birthday." -- The 40-Year-Old Virgin, guessed by

miss_pryss

2. "What is it with this chick? She got beer-flavored nipples?" -- 10 Things I Hate About You, guessed by

gruyere

3. "Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take [her] out that he'd melt my brain." -- Back to the Future, guessed by

phillyexpat

4. "Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." -- Clue, guessed by

stormwind

5. "If you read the T.V. Guide, you don't need a T.V." -- The Lost Boys, guessed by

kimera

6. Char1: "Here's all you need to know. Classes: nothing before eleven. Beer: it's your best friend, you drink a lot. Women? You're a freshman, so it's pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car?"
Char2: "Uh, no."
Char1: "Someone on your floor will. Find them and make friends with them on the first day." -- PCU, guessed by

smugglers_prize

7. "Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second." -- Ferris Bueller's Day Off, guessed by

raindroproses

8. Char1: "Listen, I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime, grab some dinner, maybe?"
Char2: "You mean a date? I thought you were a fag."
Char1: "No, no, I'm just a transvestite." -- Ed Wood, guessed by

chris_walsh

9. "I've had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me was weed and shit." -- Clerks, guessed by

aberranteyes

10. "That the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, you hear me? I make $31,000 a year and I have a home and I'm not throwing it all away on some punk like you. But someday when you're outta here and you've forgotten about this place and they forgotten about you, and you're wrapped up in your own pathetic life, I'm gonna be there. That's right. And I'm gonna kick the living shit out of you. I'm gonna knock your dick in the dirt." -- The Breaktfast Club, guessed by

wicked_wish