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Project Runway marathon starts today at noon! (Yeah, like I haven't already seen every episode of this season about five bajillion times already. *eye roll*)

I keep hoping that me buying skirts and tank tops yesterday might make it warm up around here, but no luck so far. *sigh* Okay, now spring is just taunting me. (Kind of like my mother, who took every opportunity last night to say, "So, you're going to miss the Oscars this year, huh?" *grumblegrumble* And yes, Mom, there is a difference between watching it live and watching it on tape, and no, I'm not going to miss it the same year Jon Stewart's hosting. GRRR.)

My story for the Ask Questions Later challenge is due today. *whimpers* I'm cobbling something together, but my brain hurts. It doesn't help that it's still set at "Let's see how many Supernatural fics I can write in one sitting!". One more and I'll officially have written more Supernatural fics than I have in any other fandom. Maybe that's why I'm having such a hard time wrapping my mind around this prompt. (Anybody up to beta this sucker this afternoon? Honest to God, it's going to be short. Over the word limit, but still. *rubs temples*)

I have seven hours until I have to go to work, I still have to get dressed and do my hair, I have to get this brain-hurting fic done, my muse wants to do that "My character ..." meme for all of the Winchesters, I still to do that title meme, I want to work on another version of my Remix story, I have that long list of Supernatural fic prompts staring me in the face, and I still have to do stuff with the Books of Boggs. *sigh* I need a brain cozy.

Fic: Law-Abiding Citizens Don't Defy Gravity (PG-13)

Title: Law-Abiding Citizens Don't Defy Gravity
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Veronica Mars
Rating: PG-13
Pairing/Character: Keith Mars
Spoilers for: General show spoilers, nothing major.
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Dear trollprincess's gym teacher, please excuse her from class, as she has borrowed these characters without permission and with no intention of making money off this.
Summary: How do you get yourself in these situations anyway?
Author's note: My thanks to xphoenixrising for the quickie beta. :) This was really hard, because long and plotty wasn't working for me but short and snarky did. Anyway, this was written for the Ask Questions Later challenge, with this prompt:

Your scenario is: How to Catch Someone in the Air When You Don't Have a Parachute

You know what to do inside a plane to escape, but what do you do outside the plane? In midair? When you don't have a parachute and the only one onboard just left on the bad guy's back? There's only one answer -- if you don't have a chute, you'll need to catch up with the person who does. Even if he just left a few seconds earlier. There are two main skydiving positions you'll need to know to accomplish this feat -- the boxman and the head-down dive. Both techniques are described below. When you are left in a plane without a parachute, you must act quickly. Once the person with the last parachute has left the plane, follow him out the open door as soon as possible to increase your chances of catching up.

( Law-Abiding Citizens Don't Defy Gravity )

Fic: Planning Ahead Never Gets You Anywhere (Supernatural)

You know the scary thing? I think I have another story I could finish before I have to leave for work. *snickers* I swear to God, I have a life. I know you can't tell, but ... yeah. ;)

Title: Planning Ahead Never Gets You Anywhere
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG-13
Pairing/Character: Sam/OFC
Spoilers for: "Shadow"
Warnings: None, futurefic
Disclaimer: Dear trollprincess's gym teacher, please excuse her from class, as she has borrowed these characters without permission and with no intention of making money off this.
Summary: But then he walked past, and he smiled at her, and she thought, Oh.
Author's note: Sam wants to be a lawyer. Dean wants contact with him. I want Sam to get a girl he won't lie to this time. Okay, I can do that. :)

( Planning Ahead Never Gets You Anywhere )