*sigh*

Note to self:

You cannot write every single Dexter prompt on the New Years Resolution list.

Okay, you CAN, but you probably shouldn't.

No, I don't know why not. Look, go write some other obscure fandom you've never touched before in your life. You've already written Alive fanfic this month, for God's sake. Pick something at random.

And also, please to be remembering to pick up Bring It On so you can write Drew boysmut.

Sincerely,

Your brain

There's something wrong with me.

I was looking up something on Edmund Kemper (a serial killer) on Wikipedia and read this:

At the time of Kemper's murder spree in Santa Cruz, another serial killer named Herbert Mullin was also active, earning the small California town the title of "Murder Capital Of The World." Kemper and Mullin were briefly held in adjoining cells, with the former angrily accusing the latter of stealing his body-dumping sites.

While I already knew that first part, I must really be drunk now because my immediate thought upon reading that second part was, "Holy crap, that's the worst sitcom proposal EVER."

Maybe I should just write something instead of getting a million damn ideas.

CSI goes underwater with new program

And all I can think is, "OMG, that is such a set up for a fic where Dexter has to move bodies or something because the CSI students are getting too close to his dumping grounds."

*sigh* I need to write something today. It'd be really nice if I could use my laptop but since I can't I guess I'll just have to settle.

Am I the only one who's bugged by this?

I hate that Army commercial with the dad and his son. You know the one. "When you got off that train today, you did two things you've never done before. You shook my hand, and you looked me square in the eye. Where'd that come from?"

Now I know the Army helps you learn respect and discipline. I get that, and yay for it.

I'm just a little annoyed with the implication that A.) this man's first impulse upon seeing his father after what I presume was a long absence was not to hug him but to shake his hand first and B.) he's never looked his father square in the eye before?! Dude, he's your dad. My brother looks my father square in the eye all the damn time, and all they ever do is bicker.

HEE.

I just bought this shirt.



I WIN. :)

EDIT: It's at T-shirt Hell, in case anyone is all grabbyhands about it.

I swear to God, I will finish every damn one of these by the end of the month.

I currently have ten different story files open. And I'm about to open two more. And that's not even counting the original stuff I keep peeking at, both Books of Boggs and the brothers novel.

Hey, if I'm not having inspiration with one, I can always hop to another, right?

For the record, two are for Dexter, two for Ugly Betty, one for Heroes, one for Superman Returns, three are for Supernatural, and one is for a Supernatural crossover. It's called 'workaholic,' y'all. ;)

Stupid plotbunnies.

I'm having a horrible temptation to write original young adult fiction about a school for bad guys. Or about a kid learning to be a big bad, or something.

Aw, c'mon, brain. How about finishing something else first?

*headdesk*