That would totally win.

Thanks to the lady behind me at the liquor store, I discovered that there's apparently grape vodka. GRAPE-FLAVORED VODKA?! How'd I keep missing this?! Oh, right, because they keep it on the top shelf. Very funny, liquor store. When I get that midlife growth spurt, you and your liquor are going to be sorry.

This is the scary thing. I immediately thought, "I can mix that with 7-Up or Sprite or lemonade and make Purplesaurus Drunks!" I must really miss that Kool-Aid. Heh.

In other news, I was going to just stay up all night for the Oscar noms -- hell, why not? -- but I only made it to four in the morning. Heh. Wasn't like they were going anywhere. I was freakin' THRILLED that Abigail Breslin got nominated. I know she's not going to win or anything, but she was so damn adorable in that movie and I love it when they nominate kids for stuff. I did get a kick out of Dreamgirls not getting a nomination for best picture -- I loved it, but ... *snickers*. I really should see one of the nominated movies I haven't gotten a chance to see tomorrow -- I haven't hit The Queen, The Last King of Scotland, or Babel yet, but if The Departed has been rereleased around here, I am SO THERE. I should also see about getting my grubby little paws on The Devil Wears Prada already, although maybe it's me being blasphemous and I do love Meryl Streep but she can't be Oscarworthy in everything. Seriously, they nominate her for walking into a room.

And now I am going to straighten up my office, maybe make some cookies, and settle in to write fic. :)

Woohoo!

( New Veronica Mars! )

I'm a temptress, damn it.

Two links:

A Christian blog sums up what clothes make women looks trampy. Here, let me sum it up for you -- pretty much everything. According to that sight, the extra-large Orangemen hoodie and baggy jeans I wear to work make me look like a slut.

And also, a Christian website's guide to bands that support gays or will turn your kids gay. No, no, it gets better -- look at the "Safe" list. Oh, and an added bonus ... a quote at the top of the page by "reformed homosexual" Oscar Wilde. Yeah, THAT Oscar Wilde. I'm trying to think of when he could possibly reformed and I believe it might have been for about five seconds during a Saturday luncheon just to give all of the pretty boys at his table a good chuckle.