You have no idea how much I look like my icon right now.

Okay, new rule. Nobody throws plotbunnies at the drunk girl anymore.

*finishes fourth cherry limeade of the night*

*nearly falls out of computer chair*

Okay, help me out here.

You are a guy who was just told by a woman you had a one-night stand with that she is about to pop with your kid. But then she dies after giving birth to the kid, who's premature and has to stay in an incubator. What are the custody proceedings on that? They have to do a paternity test before they'll give the baby to you, right? And how long does that take?

(Yes, I think I'm writing that damn Grey's Anatomy plotbunny. God help me.)

I would make a horrible mother today.

I stopped at Panera after going out and it's only taken me a half hour to want to throttle a small child. Gratefully it's only the one, but still. And I can't even hear him thanks to my headphones, so now it's like he's actively trying to drive me up a wall since I apparently have a stronger urge to tell him to sit down than his mother does.

Also, I've seen a clearer picture of Britney and her shaved head. Oh, sweetie. I've seen a surface like that once, but the footage was kind of grainy and I had a hard time seeing it past Neil Armstrong and the space capsule.

Then again, there's a reason why you won't see me shaving my head anytime soon. I've always wanted to do it just for the hell of it, but I've also always known the story about how when I had the chicken pox I had one HUUUUGE one that took up the entire back of my head and I scratched at it like crazy. So you know how they say, "What if you shave your head and it turns out your skull has some hideous deformed chunk out of it or something?" Er, yes. I presume my bald head would look rather like I'd been beaned in my skull with a toaster-sized meteorite and therefore, hair.

My current writing to-do list --

1. Crackfic Ugly Betty threesome smut
2. spn_j2_bigbang fic
3. Alex-is-the-daddy fic (which I should probably finish before they go and Joss it on me)
4. SPN multi-chapter fic
5. Books of Boggs. Really, any of it.
6. Brothers story, or at least an outline for it.
7. Nathan fic ... massive amounts of it.
8. More Meade-cest.
9. More Justin/Marc futurefic.
10. Office fic where they go on the Gertrude Hawk chocolate factory tour.
11. Oh, yeah, and Heroes bios.
12. Oh, and Remix.

And now I feel much better, because I only suffered through Cheaper By The Dozen for an hour before I finally got to see Jared starting shit with Tom Welling. *happy sigh*