Fic: now jerk that pistol and go to work (Supernatural)

Title: now jerk that pistol and go to work
Author: Troll Princess
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: None
Warnings: None
Summary: The plus side of being in such a fine new place is that a man who can handle a deck of cards and a loaded pistol with the same deadly precision can manage just fine.
Author's note: Erm, I was watching Tombstone. Heh.

( now jerk that pistol and go to work )

My brain isn't right.

You know what I was thinking rewatching last night's Grey's Anatomy?

( Spoilery thought )

And now I may be going back to bed because between my period and my toothache I don't even want to move, much less type. *whimpers*

I like driving the cat insane.

Okay, first of all, I know there's a lot of stories currently going around about how ginormous a fuckjuggling thundercock the creator of 24 is, but this New Yorker article makes me want to smack him upside the head. It's not that he's a conservative, it's that he's a dick. I mean, a pro-McCarthy movie?! You've got to be fucking kidding me.

In news that makes me less likely to choke a soul-patch-sporting idiot, the cat is having a field day watching the snow plows and dump trucks taking away snow. A backhoe just pulled up next to the building and he's freakin' THRILLED. :)

Somebody really needs to write that plotbunny where Alex had a one-night stand with the Jane Doe months ago, except he doesn't recognize her because she's all pregnant and crushed, and she writes him a note saying he's the dad, and then she makes a turn for the worst and dies and he's left with a surprise newborn and he turns to Addison all helpless and cute because he has no damn clue what to do. I'd do it, but I have to go get drunk and write crackfic threesome smut.

*chokegiggles*

British funnyman Simon Pegg was left red-faced when he accidentally revealed his naked self to his entire family. The Shaun Of The Dead star made the mistake of showing his parents and siblings a home-made film without censoring the tape's contents. He says, "I once showed a holiday video to my entire family and forgot there was a point where I flashed. I only realized about one second before it happened and couldn't get to the remote in time to stop them all from seeing me pull down my trousers and reveal myself. My sister screamed and my mum said, 'Ooh, that's changed.'"

HA! That is so what would happen in my family. :)

I wasn't going to do this ...

... because while I feel this absurd urge to go see Music and Lyrics (I blame Hugh Grant, for whom I have a rather embarrassing attachment), I don't feel the need to subject the rest of you to my illness.

However, this video has me dying laughing every time I see it. Seriously, for a mock '80s video, it does one hell of a job getting it right. Also, if I have to have this song stuck in my head, so do you.

Oh, and if you're a Friday Night Lights fan, the guy who plays Jason Street is the other lead singer. I knew I recognized him.