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Okay, first of all, I know there's a lot of stories currently going around about how ginormous a fuckjuggling thundercock the creator of 24 is, but this New Yorker article makes me want to smack him upside the head. It's not that he's a conservative, it's that he's a dick. I mean, a pro-McCarthy movie?! You've got to be fucking kidding me.

In news that makes me less likely to choke a soul-patch-sporting idiot, the cat is having a field day watching the snow plows and dump trucks taking away snow. A backhoe just pulled up next to the building and he's freakin' THRILLED. :)

Somebody really needs to write that plotbunny where Alex had a one-night stand with the Jane Doe months ago, except he doesn't recognize her because she's all pregnant and crushed, and she writes him a note saying he's the dad, and then she makes a turn for the worst and dies and he's left with a surprise newborn and he turns to Addison all helpless and cute because he has no damn clue what to do. I'd do it, but I have to go get drunk and write crackfic threesome smut.

Date: 2007-02-16 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurelin-kit.livejournal.com
Oh, no wonder 24 has gotten more and more insanely conservative as the seasons go on. More invasions of privacy, more racial stereotypes...argh.

Date: 2007-02-16 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurelin-kit.livejournal.com
Last year, he contributed two thousand dollars to the losing campaign of Pennsylvania’s hard-line Republican senator Rick Santorum, because he “liked his position on immigration.”

AAAAUGH. I GAVE MONEY TO JOEL SURNOW. I BOUGHT TWO SEASONS OF 24.

DO NOT WANT.

Date: 2007-02-16 09:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] witchofthedogs.livejournal.com
fuckjuggling thundercock

That is Pulitzer-worthy.

Date: 2007-02-16 09:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
Heh. I can't take credit for being the first to use it, but by God, I wish I could. :)

Date: 2007-02-16 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] offtheceiling.livejournal.com
but I have to go get drunk and write crackfic threesome smut.

You sure do! *beams*

Date: 2007-02-17 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
Hey, at least I'm not the only one. :)

Date: 2007-02-16 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wyldemusick.livejournal.com
"Fuckjuggling Thundercock" would be an amazingly good supervillain name...

Date: 2007-02-16 11:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ciara-belle.livejournal.com
I just got annoyed at his whining that no one ever makes jokes about Democrats, and then he mentioned Hillary. Dude, does he watch TV? I think it's rarer for a comedy show to NOT joke about her.

Date: 2007-02-16 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wrenlet.livejournal.com
His persecution complex is showing. Jon and Stephen, in particular, will make fun of any-freakin'-body who deserves it.

Date: 2007-02-16 11:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ciara-belle.livejournal.com
Exactly! I think TDS lately has been mocking the Democrats just as much. Election season provides so much material from all sides. ^^

Date: 2007-02-16 11:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smallship1.livejournal.com
I have never watched 24. Now I'm glad.

Date: 2007-02-16 11:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyophelia14.livejournal.com
That man scares me. I know people who LOVE that show, love it like I don't know what. My sister laughs at me because I boycott it, FIERCLY.

"They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
Published by Benjamin Franklin

READ THAT, YOU CONSERVATIVE ASSCLOWN!

Ahem. Sorry, that article just enraged me. I fielded this issue in debates in the past, and that's my favorite quote to throw in people's faces. You know, when I'm done throwing the explicit, black and white supreme law of the land Constitution at them.

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