My cat is a dork.

He has this little catnip-filled cow toy that he's been flinging around the apartment for the past two hours and it's the cutest thing I've seen since the otters holding hands.

Meanwhile the chins are currently chewing the shreds the cardboard roll I put in there. Yeah, that won't last long.

Okay, so maybe buying season two of Project Runway was a bad idea, because I have spent the entire night rewatching episodes. I have an excuse, though! They're extended! There's scenes I totally haven't seen before. That DOES count as an excuse, yes?

I was supposed to start on my Bigbang fic but I can do that when I wake up. I've tricked myself into making a commitment, though, because if I don't write my current idea I'm pretty sure poisontaster and txtequilanights will come to my house and smother me in my sleep. ;) (Okay, maybe not smothering, but definitely there would be withholding of goodies, and that I cannot deal with.)

EDIT: I miss Project Runway. Although rewatching episodes has reminded me how much I hated Marla's bony, bitchy model.

Aw, come ON.

I haven't slept for more than five hours in a stretch since I got off my shift on Wednesday morning.

Dude, it's my five-day weekend, damn it. It'd be really nice if the phone or the people on the street outside my apartment would stop fucking waking me up.

*cries*

Killing time at my parents's house ...

... because my grandfather's coming to visit for the weekend and my mom had a neurologist's appointment (oh, faaaabulous) and my brother went to work at his new part-time job in the video game department at Toys 'R' Us (it's like he's come home to roost or something). So somebody's got to wait here for him to show up.

Three things:

1. I forgot my camera so I can't take a picture of how cute George the Big Blue Ox looks. He's all huge and floppy. :)
2. I've been watching the season two audition videos. Oh, my God, Diana is so adorably dorky. She's talking about her family talking about parthogenesis at Thanksgiving and getting bored in art class and doing math problems her friend from MIT sent her and I totally want to keep her. :) (Also, Daniel V.'s video is fucking hilarious.)
3. I'm writing notes for my Bigbang! And later I'm going to start writing it! No, really.

EDIT: Heh. I just gave my mother shit over the phone because every time she has some kind of medical problem she either makes it sound worse than it is for the shock value or just shrugs it off. Apparently she stopped at my cousin's house on the way home and when my cousin asked what the doctor said she joked that the doctor gave her six months to live. My cousin promptly burst into tears so maybe she learned her lesson. *resists urge to smack her upside her sore throbbing head when she gets home*

My family has decided ...

... that Otis and the Chinchillas would be an awesome band name from the '60s. Heh.

Also, we had this exchange in the car on the way back from dinner:

Bryan: "This is what I told my girlfriend I can do." *flips up eyelids*
Me: "Oh, yeah? What can she do?"
Bryan: "...uh, she's flexible."
Me: *chokes*