What? It IS on the to-do list.

So I usually get things done a lot better if I make a to-do list, so that this way I can cross them off and feel mentally like I've gotten more done. And last night at work I made a list of important things that are hanging over my head that I really want to get done. You know, stuff like getting my teeth fixed and seeing what it'll take to get me back into college classes. (Uh, a miracle?)

Number fourteen on the list? "Lose virginity."

To give you some idea of just how long that'll take to cross off the list, it comes right after "Pay off all debt" and before "Fuck Jensen Ackles."