What? It IS on the to-do list.

[apocalypsos]

So I usually get things done a lot better if I make a to-do list, so that this way I can cross them off and feel mentally like I've gotten more done. And last night at work I made a list of important things that are hanging over my head that I really want to get done. You know, stuff like getting my teeth fixed and seeing what it'll take to get me back into college classes. (Uh, a miracle?)

Number fourteen on the list? "Lose virginity."

To give you some idea of just how long that'll take to cross off the list, it comes right after "Pay off all debt" and before "Fuck Jensen Ackles."

Comments

[anavrinny.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you could combine those two?

Or get him to pay you for sex, thus combining all three! :D

[budclare.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you could combine those two?

That's what I was going to suggest. I mean, if one were, say, number 10 on the list and the other were number 20, then that could be a problem. But if they're already adjacent, there's no point not killing two birds with one stone.

(Although that plan has the unfortunate side-effect of allowing her to make an icon that says "I'm saving myself for Jensen Ackles.")

[boogirl13.livejournal.com]

Apparently, great minds think alike because I thought you should combine the three as well. How awesome would that be?

Hmmm... goes off to think about it

[jldecker.livejournal.com]

i love you

no. rly. ^-^

[chasethecat.livejournal.com]

Ooh, lists. I found mission101 a few months ago. Make a list of 101 things to do in 1001 days. So much more useful for me than a "do these things before I die" list, since that still lends itself to procrastination. *grin*

[scary-being-me.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming the reason you're still a virgin is because you've never found someone you wanted to have sex with who was available; because I can't imagine you having trouble getting guys interested.

I'd volunteer to help you out if I wasn't so much older than you. *LOL*

[okelle.livejournal.com]

What s/he said. I'd help out too but (a) I'm hundreds of miles away and (b) I don't think you swing my way.

[animamea.livejournal.com]

Hi. I came in during the intermission. Is there some standard or condition by which you will be devirginated? My dear sisterfriend isn't going to bother until she's out of the Peace Corps, out of college, and in a good job. Then she needs to find a guy who's pagan, knits, and wants to stay home and take care of babies.

I think she's going to die a virgin, but I'm pretty sure that's not a bad thing.

[james-translate.livejournal.com]

... Damn, everybody else also thought of the "combining #14 and #15".

It might work, if he has that rather current fetish of men for virgins, actually.

[lila-blue-b.livejournal.com]

you are so my hero, just for that... And do you mind terribly if I debo your to-do list for my own?