Because it's lame to make emoticons with your hands.

So Jess and I do this thing at work when we really hate doing stuff, where we just look at each other and say, like, "Oh, sweeping. Yeah, that's my favorite. I heart it." And when we say "heart," we draw a heart in the air with our fingers, because we are in fact complete boobs.

Know why I currently heart Journeyman? And not in a sarcastic way?

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I'll shut up soon, I swear.