"Make Me A Supermodel"

[apocalypsos]

-- Okay, I officially hate Amanda, because that thing she said about her kid was appalling.
-- "There's no way to sugarcoat that. His testicles are bleeding." Oh, Branden, you.
-- GOOD LORD NEKKID JONATHAN. Oh, Jonathan's incredibly lucky wife.
-- Mountaha's got a lovely cello shape to her back.
-- I'm really starting to feel a kinship with Jordan this episode because Amanda calling Salome the "biggest" girl was, whether it's true or not, a douchey move.
-- Oh, God, I'm going to lose Branden, too, aren't I? *wibbles*
-- Everything that Sandhurst says about his body is smug as hell, comedy gold AND absolutely true.
-- Jordan's first shot was lovely.
-- Aw, Branden. AWWWWW. Stop giving him loser edit, show! *throws things at TV*
-- God, Amanda, SHUT UP.
-- Ha, ha! Amanda lost! Now she can go cry in her beer or whatever.
-- I loved that red piece they modeled on at Vitra.
-- Aw, Jonathan. It's okay to owe somebody a little at a time like this.
-- Butterflies! What thirteen-year-old girl came up with this? HEE.
-- Ugh, Amanda, SHUT UP.
-- I could happily sit and listen to Jonathan tell me how wonderful his wife and kid are FOREVER.
-- Amanda's ribs look gross in her photo.
-- YAY, SALOME! You tell 'em. \o/
-- For crying out loud, I can't tell who's good and who's bad this week.
-- Yay for Sandhurst!
-- OH GOOD FUCKING LORD BRANDEN AND AMANDA?! GYAH.
-- *covers eyes*
-- ... THANK FUCK. I couldn't lose my favorite two weeks in a row, goddamn it.
-- Next week: Everybody cries! Especially Branden! Aw, baby, need a hug? 'Cause I can TOTALLY do that.