Why today is awesome

1. Oh, my God, I got my tax refund a week earlier than I thought I would!

2. Oh, my God, something was poking into his puppethole! That should totally be my new journal title! (Oh, link is NSFW, although with a description like that ... ;))

3. Oh, my God, Ben's poor wife! (I may have to make that my Make Me A Supermodel tag title, honestly.)



4. Oh, my God, the roads are shite and I may have a reason to call off work for tonight!

5. Oh, my God, did I mention the thing where I was completely surprised to find my tax refund in my account already and it means I can totally pay all of my bills today and stop fucking stressing out like crazy? 'Cause that's doubly awesome than everything else on the planet!

EDIT: Also, I just finished watching last night's Supernatural and I have metric assloads of thinky thoughts and speculation, and the only problem is that I'm pretty sure I don't want to talk about it because I want to save it for my Bigbang.

Le sigh.

I took another personal day tonight. The roads suck, and I'm really tired, and I'm still in a really good mood, so here I am. Mostly I feel bad because I planned on going clothes shopping before work and grocery shopping afterwards, so I was kind of looking forward to going tonight a little. After a few minutes spent outside trying to clean off my car before I changed my mind, I don't even want to go to Target or the grocery store either, which just sucks. I want retail therapy and I can't even engage in it! *sadpuppyface*

On the other hand I think I'm still floating on a wee bit of the same stupid optimism I had last year when I was like, "It's okay if I use up all my personal days in January because hopefully I'll have a different job in six months!" 'Cause I'm a moron, yo.

Aw, come on, weather, I want to go to Wal-Mart.

You know I'm a glutton for punishment because I saw a link on Cafepress labeled "Anti Barack Obama" and I clicked it.

Things I already knew and didn't really need confirmed:

1. People suck.
2. No, I mean, people REALLY suck.
3. Conservatives have a crappy sense of humor.
4. And an annoyingly ignorant obsession with his name.
5. And a really gross obsession with wee characters grinning wickedly and peeing on things.
6. Wait, are we still picking on the French? *goes ahead a page* Yeah, apparently we're still picking on the French. Or at least we were eleven pages ago.
7. There's a shirt on here that says, "Karl Rove '08".
7a. My gag reflex still works.
8. Seriously, a tacky sense of humor. There's this guy at work who thinks it's hilarious when we page the techs by name to loudly add, "Bob, George, Mike, Lou ..." as if it's the funniest wittiest thing ever. It's like he did it once, and it got a big laugh that one time, and now he's going to do it until the end of time. This feels just like that.