Life is unfair.

Dear Jim Halpert,

Why are you fictional? WHY?!

*grabbyhands*

Sincerely,

Me

Random stuff

1. It's going to be sunny and seventy today, so of course today is the first day of my shift. Dear Flying Spaghetti Monster, please wield your noodly appendage and see about getting me another week of layoff, 'kay?

2. Okay, are you kidding? ( Cut for Office spoilers from last night's episode )

3. OW. Ow, ow, ow. I hope the Aleve kicks in soon because I'm having tons of stomach cramps.

4. My kitchen is completely and totally clean except for the vacuuming, but shut up. So of course now I really want to cook something and ruin it.

5. I have some color because I went out and sunbathed yesterday. Maybe I'll do it again today so that I don't look ao much like a freakin' ghost. (At least I can tan. Jess is practically translucent. Heh.)

6. Also, art of male (human, duh) Disney characters in their underwear. Damn, those are gorgeous.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

I just saw the Expelled commercial again -- ugh -- and this time I heard the teacher saying, "The theory of evolution, in a completely undesigned way ..."

Jesus hopscotching Christ covered in fudge icing, WHINE MOAR.

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In other news, I'm getting more and more suspicious that I am going to be laid off this weekend, because my boss has said before that if I'm laid off and she wants me to come in, she'll call me a day in advance so that I at least have a chance to rearrange my sleeping schedule. And she hasn't, so ... hmm.

*snickers*

see more crazy cat pics

Heeee.

Okay, now I feel silly.

I called work back because I basically wanted to hear, "Yes, stay home another shift," from somebody I know, you know what I mean? Even though I know the day shift process coach and he's a nice guy, even though I know the way layoffs work (they're two weeks unless you get a call to come back), I need to hear it from my process coach or else I sit here all night paranoid that I'm going to get fired or something.

The day shift process coach, who remembered me from a few hours ago, laughed, called me silly, asked if I'd started drinking yet, and then handed me off to the boss of all the process coaches. Who laughed and said, "Yes, you're still laid off."

So now my boss thinks I'm insane. HAHAHAHAheaddesk.

Random stuff

-- Come on, you know you want to sign up. Poke, poke.

-- I have to dig up the fan for the chinchillas. Hooray! It's warm enough to need the fan! \o/

-- I made cupcakes yesterday and if I would have known I wasn't going to have work tonight I would have brought them to my mom's work today. I'm currently contemplating slipping on my flipflops and driving them down to work so Jess can give them out. I mean, I can't have a Tupperware container of cupcakes in my house. I'll eat them. *shifty eyes*

-- It's probably a good thing I'm not going to work tonight, because OW OW OW, stomach cramps.

-- I may try to write a first chapter of something that's not the novel I'm working on this weekend. I really want to write a book with a female main character, I swear. And maybe work on the second chapter of the supernatural gay boys novel while I'm at it. Hmmmmm.

-- After rewatching "Mystery Spot" last night I'm sorely tempted to write that futurefic where the Trickster and the Winchesters develop an uncomfortable truce. I just ... I can't figure out how I want it to work, I guess. Again, hmmmmm.

-- Somebody make me stop watching the Jim and Pam parts of last night's Office over and over again. *hearts them*

-- Just out of curiosity, did anybody else adore the dance battles from last night's Step It Up and Dance? 'Cause I was dying, y'all. Honestly.