Bluuuuurgh.

I didn't get any writing done yesterday because I spent most of the day so nauseated I could barely stand up. If I wasn't lying on the couch trying to sleep and failing miserably, I was in the bathroom throwing up everything that wasn't nailed down. And then I slept thirteen hours straight last night, and probably would have slept longer if it weren't for Otis's habit of waking me up at around 7:45 every morning. Ick.

Also, I continue to hate the trailer for Bride Wars with the passion of a thousand suns, and sincerely wish the networks would stop playing it already as if they're trying to make me like these two idiots who apparently never learned the definition of the word "compromise." Sheesh.

Here, have some Cracked lists. They make every day brighter.

6 Classic Movies (That Narrowly Avoided Disaster)

5 Celebrity Wikipedia Entries They Clearly Wrote Themselves

7 Classic Disney Movies That Taught Us Terrible Lessons

You know it's bad when the dentist takes one look at it and winces.

So yes, now I have another root canal on the other side of my mouth. Two open root canals. I'm going to spend half of my time brushing the food out of them for the next week unless I stick to soup.

Did I mention that my new shiny dentist is awesome? He tells me everything he's doing and he's funny and I don't get all fidgety when I have to go see him.

I killed a little time before I had to go to the dentist at Borders and was thiiiiiiiiis close to buying an Edward Cullen figure. Ignoring the fact that buying it would mean I was throwing money at SMeyer, I'd do something horrible to that thing by the end of the day. I imagine it would involve a lighter and ... well, okay, a lighter would be punishment enough, I think. Unless I made it watch the movie.

Okay, I am now out of the cold gross messy streets, curled up under a blanket, and I'm ready to get another chapter or two done tonight during the Top Chef marathon. *rubs hands together in anticipation*

Bwahahaha!

This more than makes up for the LJ downtime:

Supernatural (In My Pants) (NSFW)

Oh, God, this icon is more appropriate for this rec than I thought it was when I picked it, now that I look at it. Heh.