*sigh*

-- After doing the math, I think I can hold off on going to see about donating plasma for a few days. It really just pisses me off that I even have to consider it in the first damn place. Stupid layoff.

-- The 7 Most Bizarrely Unlucky People Who Ever Lived I guessed two of the people on that list before I even started reading, although I'll concede that seeing the Titanic photo attached to the link to the article on the main page was what made me know Violet Jessop made the list.

-- Speaking of the Titanic, the last survivor, Millvina Dean, has passed away. Awww.

-- The New Moon trailer. Wow, that's ... wooden.

-- Perez Hilton's Dickipedia page.

-- Hey, guess who's already tried to quit I'm A Celebrity ... Get Me Out Of Here! twice in the first two days? This link makes them sound even more hilariously spoiled. My favorite line has to be, "I wish they got some real celebrities like K-Fed," said Montag

Oh, God, I didn't want to watch this show. I DIDN'T WANT TO WATCH THIS SHOW, GUYS. *hangs head*

-- If you haven't already read this, EW's look inside season six of Project Runway. *grabbyhands* (My only regret is that Heidi wasn't pregnant while they were filming. Awww. She makes such a gorgeous pregnant woman.)

-- 100 Best Movie Lines In 200 Seconds

-- Silenced depicts the grim reality for those who work and volunteer -- at abortion clinics. I ... can't watch that video right now.

Because it's just one of those days ...

Why I shouldn't be left alone with gif tutorials, lesson #37

I think I need to tweak the timing, but still.

I'm rewatching PR Australia and remembering how much I hate Helen.

So what have I accomplished today?

1. I sent out three resumes. That's ... uh, three more than I've sent out in a while. I kinda fail at job hunting. *hangs head*

2. I've gotten six more chapters planned out on Heroine Addiction. And I got the rest written out on index cards ... it's just a matter of getting them in an order that satisfies me.

3. I didn't do anything stupid like sign up for Remix or go anywhere near the Porn Battle. Not that I don't want to, God knows, but I need to stop distracting myself from my two other ficathon assignments considering I'm already devoting so much damn time to Heroine Addiction.

4. I'm trying to bounce around ideas for the next novel. Nothing too serious or anything, because I think we all know I'm easily distracted. But hey, I know what I want and I'm allowed to brainstorm, right? ;)

5. I managed to keep my apartment clean one more day. \o/

EDIT: Aaaaand now I'm watching I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!. I missed the first twenty minutes but Spencer and Heidi have managed to squeeze twenty-eight minutes of acting like spoiled, douchetastic morons into seven minutes of airtime, so there's that.

Oh, my God.

I'm watching I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!.

Holy FUCK, there is no one on this show who doesn't hate Spencer and Heidi. The cast, the editors ... I'm pretty sure the birds will be shitting in their sleepy open mouths any minute now.

... holy shit, are they going to waterboard these people? o.O

EDIT: Oh, hell, now they're praying with Patti Blagojevich. *headsmack*

Five things I learned from "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!"

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