Five things I learned from "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!"

[apocalypsos]

1. Lou Diamond Phillips is quietly awesome.
2. Sanjaya is actually kinda kickass.
3. If I didn't know Stephen is a misogynistic homophobe in real life, I might actually believe he's a nice guy given that episode.
4. I really don't care to hear politics or religion in my cheesy reality shows. Especially bullshit politics about poor Blago being railroaded.
5. The editors are mean, and have absolutely no qualms about ending the episode at the best part.

Oh, and Spencer and Heidi are worthless harridans I wouldn't piss on even if they were on fire, but I already knew that.

Comments

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

I might, but only for the fun of getting to piss on them.

[eleniangel.livejournal.com]

Dang it! I wanted to watch this and completely forgot about it mid-frenzied cleaning. Guess there's always Hulu.

[jenni-the-odd.livejournal.com]

I would piss on them, but only on the parts of them that were not on fire. Then you get the joy of peeing all over them AND the warm, fuzzy happiness that can only come from knowing they are burning. Everyone wins! Except them.

[iamza.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha, okay, I know nothing about Stephen Baldwin, but I was pretty much dismissing him as an asshole based solely on his treatment of Frangela. Good to know my (judgemental) instincts are (kind of) sound. :-D

I really want LDP to win this. He comes across as all sorts of awesome.

Sanjaya with the tail, OMG! No muss, no fuss, just one swallow and done. I, just, that kind of left me awed.

It wasn't water-boarding! I don't know that I prefer the alternative, though...

[leaveoutalltherest]

I think Heidi and Spencer are going to win merely because the voting public HATES them and wants to see them suffer.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I want to know where I can vote for them never to come back.

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

Would you piss on them if they weren't on fire?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, gleefully.

[florahart]

I can't bring myself to watch it even to enjoy the Speidi misery. Which is saying something.

WHY are these people celebrities? They sort of bother me even more than the Paris Hiltons of the world, I think, which is kind of alarming.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

Why doesn't this show have live feeds? :( I HAVE NEEDS, YOU KNOW.

[scriptchick.livejournal.com]

I worked with LDP last year, and Stephen a couple of years ago. LDP rocks it out hardcore. I love him. Stephen? Not so much.

Team Lou all the way.

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

Lou Diamond Phillips is ALWAYS badass.

[damnedfallacy.livejournal.com]

Looks like the Useless Twins have quit for real. Can we block the airports so they can't come back?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, good Lord. *headsmack*