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Writer's Block: Unlikely Benefactor

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1. I pay off my parents' debt.
2. I pay for my brother to move into his own place.
3. I donate the rest to Planned Parenthood, breast cancer research, and my local animal shelter.

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So, this just happened.

Otis: *won't stop yowling*
Me: Aw, come on, it's not time for dinner yet, Otis! Stop crying!
Otis: *keeps yowling from under the dining room table*
Me: *leans forward on the couch to stare at him* What is your prob--
Dexter: *bounces past on the way to the bathroom*
Me: ... oh. *hurries off to catch him*

That's funny. When brown people wave guns and scream to get stuff they want, they call it terrorism

I am bored out of my MIND.

Ask me something. I'm not even picky. Religion, politics, fandom, me, writing, whether you look fat in that outfit ... I don't CARE.

I just want to talk about something and I have no idea where to start.

*pokes you all*