You guys. YOU GUYS.

It's Rex Manning Project Runway Day!

I'm officially going to be useless today.

EDIT: Also, dear TWoP Top Chef forums, please stop aggravating me by making it sound as if you're happier ( spoiler for last night's premiere. )

Ooo, ooo!

I was reading AfterElton's article on the all-star episode of Project Runway they're airing tonight and I spotted this photo among the others and squeaked out loud.

( Spoilery for tonight's episode )

How did I end up with so many icons relating to masturbation?

So, yeah. A more in-depth reaction to last night's Top Chef premiere.

( Spoilers )

More gag reel GIFs!

There's more coming, I just need to go home and charge up my netbook some more. My battery's so loooooooow.

( Want, take, have. )

This is gorgeous.

Glamour has apparently been inundated with emails and letters from readers who say they love the "woman on p. 194" of the magazine's September issue, who is pictured in her underwear, proudly showing off her pooch.

That is such a gorgeous photo. Happy belly!

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Also, who wants to play with True Blood paper dolls?

*flails*

PROJECT RUNWAY, FUCKERS!

SHOOOOOOOW. I've missed you! Never leave me again!

*clutches*

"Project Runway"

( *spazz* )