Ouch.

You know you've made yourself the poster child for Public Drunkenness Day when you get so wasted your parents have to drive thirty miles to come and pick you up.

Also, nothing's more fun than puking for twenty minutes straight in front of your best friend's very nice boyfriend. Or better yet, needing to puke, being unable to because your body's just tired of doing it, and sticking your finger down your throat right in front of them to force it to keep going.

... yeah, so that was fun.

*makes face*

Wait ...

... this week's Office was seriously about St. Patrick's Day?

For the record, if no one -- especially Meredith -- uttered the phrase "Parade Day," they fucked up. St. Patrick's Day in Scranton is huge, but it's Parade Day that anyone cares about.

Sunday night television

( TAR )

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In other news, this is going to be my computer printer if it keeps acting up the way it has.

:D

Cousin Jake always had to ruin the family reunion pictures somehow ...