*squeak*

This is Wyatt, the new kitten my mom's getting in a month.

( Don't make a crack that he's funny-looking or you'll get a fifteen-minute lecture on the breed's history. )

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Remember that story about the teen who wanted to bring her girlfriend to the prom, so the high school canceled the prom?

Look, it's happy pictures of other lesbian couples at their prom!

*checks outside* Yup, America. You're still in one piece.

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Miss Piggy. Flo from the Progressive ads. Neal Caffrey. Damon Salvatore. Bleach. Lafayette. Holmes and Watson. The Pie Hole. Parker. The UES. Sue Sylvester. Mitchell, George, and Annie. And at least four different characters played by Nate Fillion.

You know you want to see them all blow up.

(In other words, apocalyptothon sign-ups end tonight at midnight EST, you guys.)

EDIT: On second thought, they DID end tonight at midnight. Now they end Friday on midnight because we have a smaller sign-up pool than usual. Do a girl a favor and pimp a ficathon? *bats eyelashes at you all*

I like pens. Purple ones. With fuzzy things on the end.

I really want to talk about writing but I can't think of a thing to say.

That's fucking depressing as hell.