I use this icon far too often. But for good reason.

I was going to watch NMTB episodes or Top Gear while I straightened my hair this morning. Instead, I've gotten swept up into reading the FW write-up and comments on Christopher Pike being a smug westsplaining dickweed who's apparently unable to read the Wiki entry on Turkey with an "editor" sockpuppet who writes glowing reviews for his own books.

Oh, my God, if I ever get published, I am TOTALLY writing reviews for my own books on Amazon, but they're going to be quite obviously written by me, possibly because I'll sign my name as Tatty Bojangles, or possibly because I plan to give them awful reviews, like saying that Heroine Addiction is a crime against humanity because it fell off my desk and killed my kitten, or that The Monsters Of Moosic doesn't taste nearly as good as I thought it would when I licked the front cover.

I skipped Glee to watch No Ordinary Family.

( Spoilers for No Ordinary Family. )

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( Oh, and I watched last night's Chuck. )

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Some other things:

-- IT'S MY BERFDAY IN AN HOUR AND A HALF. And you can tell, because I am turning thirty-three and therefore am very mature and adult about it. (Which is why I'm not flashing big teary saucer eyes and a pouty bottom lip and saying, "Pwezzies and a pony?" on the internet. Because I AM A MOTHERFUCKING GROWNUP.)

-- That said, I'm still trying to decide whether or not to skip work on Thursday as well. Wheeee, look at me, I'm a responsible adult!

-- Every time I see a trailer for Katherine Heigl's new movie with Josh Duhamel (I usually remember the Life ... part of the title and then my memory fogs and my brain supplies the rest, which turns into something like Life Gives You Joan's Redheaded Baby And Fergie's Husband And A Series Of Awful Scripts You Proceed To Make Ridiculous Shocked Prude Faces Throughout, The Success Of Which Is Just Grossly Unfair For Someone Who's Gotten To Snuggle With Jeffrey Dean Morgan), I realize how much I'd really like a CW RPS version that's also sort of a My Two Dads throwback where Gen and Danneel are together and get their respective best friends to toss some babymaking materials into the pot and make a couple of babies, at which point they die and leave Jared and Jensen to raise the babies and fall in love with one another or whatever.

I wish I had the mental fortitude to write it myself, but I think once I got to the part where Gen and Danneel died, I'd get all sad and wander off.

-- I've been listening to Greg Laswell's cover of "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" at work and it puts the biggest stupidest smile on my face for something so bare bones and low-key.