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apocalypsosI was going to watch NMTB episodes or Top Gear while I straightened my hair this morning. Instead, I've gotten swept up into reading the FW write-up and comments on Christopher Pike being a smug westsplaining dickweed who's apparently unable to read the Wiki entry on Turkey with an "editor" sockpuppet who writes glowing reviews for his own books.
Oh, my God, if I ever get published, I am TOTALLY writing reviews for my own books on Amazon, but they're going to be quite obviously written by me, possibly because I'll sign my name as Tatty Bojangles, or possibly because I plan to give them awful reviews, like saying that Heroine Addiction is a crime against humanity because it fell off my desk and killed my kitten, or that The Monsters Of Moosic doesn't taste nearly as good as I thought it would when I licked the front cover.
Oh, my God, if I ever get published, I am TOTALLY writing reviews for my own books on Amazon, but they're going to be quite obviously written by me, possibly because I'll sign my name as Tatty Bojangles, or possibly because I plan to give them awful reviews, like saying that Heroine Addiction is a crime against humanity because it fell off my desk and killed my kitten, or that The Monsters Of Moosic doesn't taste nearly as good as I thought it would when I licked the front cover.
