GODDAMN IT WOMAN.

Dear Mother Nature,

What the hell are you ON? Yesterday was the first day of spring. Why is it snowing?

Ugh, I swear on everything that is sweet and fruity, I hate you so fucking much right now.

Sincerely,

Me

"Pierce, you're playing the game wrong."

My brother gave me a ride to work today, during which he decided to give me an in-depth explanation of this awesome thing he had done all by himself in WoW in which he'd obtained some special sword or something.

At which point I couldn't help but blurt out, "I'm sorry, but I can't hear you over the sound of me rubbing your sword against my balls."

Well, that was one way to keep him not talking about WoW for fifteen seconds or so while he giggled and mentioned how he totally has to watch that episode again.

Ah, Community. A quote for every occasion. :D