That is such a cat thing to do.

Me: *cleaning up the living room*
Otis: Oh, hey, you're cleaning! Here, I'll help! *proceeds to puke on the living room carpet*

Aaaaand while I was typing that, he wandered into the office and christened the floor in there, too.

Gee, thanks. :(

I am the best sister EVER. It says so in my text messages.

My brother has an X-Box and a birthday coming up in two weeks. I have $350 on my student account that I'm not doing anything with. The student bookstore has the Kinect and "Dance Central" for sale.

... I don't think I need to do the math here.

I'm also the best sister ever because I don't adhere to gift-giving rules when I can get away with it, so when I buy it, you get it.

Bryan made me put down the bag with the Kinect it so he could gimme a big bear hug. :D