Oh, okay.

Disney is making a Miss Marple movie ... with Jennifer Garner playing Miss Marple.

Next up, The Rock as Encyclopedia Brown!

I can just hear Hardison saying, "Seriously? SERIOUSLY."

In his latest trip to New Hampshire, Republican Rick Santorum says the Social Security system would be in much better shape if there were fewer abortions.

You guys, the weather would be so much warmer if there were fewer abortions.

Also, my chinchillas would have had babies already if there were fewer abortions.

Oh, and I'd be a published author right now if there were fewer abortions.

... okay, I need to stop, this is starting to be a fun game.

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So I went to my interview for the job at the place two buildings down from me.

The pros:
- Not a call center.
- More than just typing all day long.
- I did well enough on the typing test.

The cons:
- The first six months, it would not be at the place two buildings down from me, but at another location forty minutes away.
- I'm not sure how much they'd pay yet.
- I wish the other place would call me too if for no other reason than to compare this one to.

Given how the interview went, I'm pretty sure I've got a good chance -- I'll know if I get an email on Friday -- but I'll have to see what the final offer is.

I think I'm going to go take another peek at Yahoo Jobs, just in case.

I will not throw a giant temper tantrum.

Note to self:

Should the Mystery Option Behind Door Number Three fall through and I end up resorting to going the indie publishing route with Monsters of Moosic, and I have to send samples to review blogs, I will not behave like this in response to a bad review.

Instead, I will go to Chuck E. Cheese and put on a silly hat, just in case I decide to throw a temper tantrum this childish and stupid.