I can just hear Hardison saying, "Seriously? SERIOUSLY."

[apocalypsos]

In his latest trip to New Hampshire, Republican Rick Santorum says the Social Security system would be in much better shape if there were fewer abortions.

You guys, the weather would be so much warmer if there were fewer abortions.

Also, my chinchillas would have had babies already if there were fewer abortions.

Oh, and I'd be a published author right now if there were fewer abortions.

... okay, I need to stop, this is starting to be a fun game.

*

So I went to my interview for the job at the place two buildings down from me.

The pros:
- Not a call center.
- More than just typing all day long.
- I did well enough on the typing test.

The cons:
- The first six months, it would not be at the place two buildings down from me, but at another location forty minutes away.
- I'm not sure how much they'd pay yet.
- I wish the other place would call me too if for no other reason than to compare this one to.

Given how the interview went, I'm pretty sure I've got a good chance -- I'll know if I get an email on Friday -- but I'll have to see what the final offer is.

I think I'm going to go take another peek at Yahoo Jobs, just in case.

Comments

Well...

[ysabetwordsmith]

Women's lives would be better if there were fewer abortions: if that came about via fewer rapes, more sex education, and readily available birth control.

Abortion sucks. An ounce of prevention is infinitely preferable to a pound of cure. The fact that the same people oppose both of those things generally makes me conclude that they just want to fuck over women.

[alexseanchai]

My brother's got a line on a summer job. Woot for him, because it's the first thing he's ever done towards getting a job. Except not woot, because literally the only thing I know about the place is it's a pro-life organization. And if I tried getting a job at Planned Parenthood (I haven't, because the only openings at the local on every time I looked were for people who can keep their shit together when confronted with shouting protesters), the shit would hit the fan.

[lilacsigil]

Well, more to the point, Social Security would be in much better shape if everyone over 60 dropped dead. Maybe Santorum should implement that? Then he can get working on a "drop sick people off a cliff" healthcare plan. Oh, actually, I think they've already got one.