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Jan. 31st, 2004 09:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosThe funniest thing I read all day long was a bit in People about Elijah saying that he's amused by all the rumors going around the internet about him being gay, particularly the one where he and Dom are having a secret love affair and Dom's dating his sister as a cover story.
And I suddenly thought, "I just had a dozen mental comebacks to that, and none of them were even close to, 'Yeah, those rumors are just hysterically bogus, aren't they?'"
Truth be told, I think about seven of them involved Dom and Elijah being in the middle of some kind of sordid sex act when he said that.
So, just in case you were wondering if you all had quite thoroughly corrupted me ... yes. Yes, you have.
And also, I picked up a book at Borders today that was, according to the cover, about sex slaves. How many sex scenes did it have in it? One ... at least, I think that one counted.
*picks up new book and tries to shake another sex scene out*
Damn it, there's not enough porn in my porn.
And I suddenly thought, "I just had a dozen mental comebacks to that, and none of them were even close to, 'Yeah, those rumors are just hysterically bogus, aren't they?'"
Truth be told, I think about seven of them involved Dom and Elijah being in the middle of some kind of sordid sex act when he said that.
So, just in case you were wondering if you all had quite thoroughly corrupted me ... yes. Yes, you have.
And also, I picked up a book at Borders today that was, according to the cover, about sex slaves. How many sex scenes did it have in it? One ... at least, I think that one counted.
*picks up new book and tries to shake another sex scene out*
Damn it, there's not enough porn in my porn.
