Awww.

[apocalypsos]

Spotted on Not Always Right ...

Me: “9-1-1, police, fire, or ambulance?”

Caller: “Help, please God, help!”

Me: “Sir, what’s the emergency?”

Caller: “Someone’s trying to break into my house! Please, send the cops!”

Me: “Calm down… the police are well on the way as we are talking.”

Caller: “I don’t want to die! Oh my God, why me?”

Me: “Sir, take a deep breath. Do you know this person?”

Caller: “Yeah, I ordered some pizza, I paid, and he gave it to me. I can see through the window it’s him… he’s pounding on my door trying to get in! Where are the cops?!”

Me: “Sir, I’ll stay on the phone with you if it makes you feel safer. Can you yell what he wants?”

Caller: “Okay…” *yells toward the door* “What do you want, man?!”

Pizza guy: *faintly, behind the door* “You forgot your change!”

Comments

[gweneiriol.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing*

[marag.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I wonder if the human race is actually worth saving. And times like this, I realize the answer is "Absolutely not."

[lunardreamed.livejournal.com]

When you consider answer to the question "Saving from what?" is "Themselves," the answer also seems somewhat obvious.

[shei.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[conuly]

*iz ded*

[rainne]

... there are just no words.