GYAH.

[apocalypsos]

WHY. Why do I click on links when people say, "Whatever you do, DON'T CLICK HERE"?

*headdesk*

*brain bleach*

So Jezebel linked to this article about the movie Antichrist which spoils what Charlotte Gainsborough does to Willem Dafoe's genitals (and her own) in the movie.

The link is not safe for ANYTHING. Work, life, sanity, appetite ... NOTHING.

I changed my mind, lavenderfrost, I'm writing the fluffiest story ever about Arthur and Merlin having adorable magical sextuplets and puppies and rainbows, possibly right now, if only to blot out the mental images I got from clicking that link. (Although to be fair, Manohla Dargis's reaction made me die laughing. Which I needed after that. EWWWWWW.)

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[ishtar79.livejournal.com]

The link is not safe for ANYTHING. Work, life, sanity, appetite ... NOTHING.

...and of course my twisted mind translated those words into "Click the link NOW!".

O.o

So...puppies? Rainbows? Maybe I'll go look at the animal pics in the comments of your previous post. That, or give myself a lobotomy.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Tiny elephant for you?

[ishtar79.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwwww!

Not even thinking of The Badness

...

[dmlpacker.livejournal.com]

I think - I'm a hopeless case. I am never going to learn my lesson, apparently. You provided a link and a warning, so of course that peaked my interest. And now, my digested lunch is...not...happy.
X.X

[calliopes_pen]

I'm fighting myself at the moment--a huge part of me wants to click that link so I can learn what true horror is. I'm trying to remain strong. Heh.

*forces self not to click that link--is successful so far*

I think the icon I'm using now might sum things up on your end, though?

[azurelunatic]

If you're still tempted, let me deflect you to the still sometimes-horrifying but less gorily-graphic-textual-depictions-of-genital-mutilation BMEzine wiki, where at least you have the comfort that people are doing this because they think it's fun, not because they're actually completely crazy and doing nonconsensual things to each other.

[calliopes_pen]

No longer tempted or curious at all, thankfully.
I think I saw a message board post elsewhere where someone was discussing how the movie, too. Can't remember where, but I know I didn't get further than a post mentioning someone wanted to see the movie.

[shinga.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!??!?!

[azurelunatic]

I guess I'm more jaded than I thought, as I clicked the link and maintained my sanity. However, I have also surfed around the BMEzine wiki at the behest of IRC, and my darlings in IRC can be some of the most jaded sadistic fucks ever because many of them work/have worked abuse, and the rest have been hanging out in IRC with people who have worked abuse. So I ♥ them and text really isn't sufficient to horrify me in many cases now. (I am not typical. Unless you can look at goatse and bmezine with no problems, don't click.)

[suaine.livejournal.com]

Unless you can look at goatse and bmezine with no problems, don't click.

You know, after all this talk of goatse all over the internet, when I finally did see it, I was all "uhm, okay?" about it. I was mostly thinking it looked somewhat uncomfortable and also that he'd probably always have a job in fisting porn movies.

[azurelunatic]

I was shocked the first few times I saw it, but between fanfiction and my cohorts who have ensured that very few things will shock me again, I've recovered.

Also, fisting jokes will never get old.

[mercyisme.livejournal.com]

Ha, me too. It was a bit anticlimactic.

[theliel.livejournal.com]

terribly much of a let down.
like tubgirl.

[suaine.livejournal.com]

I... I honestly think I should be more shocked. Maybe even disgusted. I either fail at empathy today or I've read too much really bad porn on weepingcock. I'd imagine I might be more affected if I'm actually watching it.

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

Oh. Hm. Yep. Still hate Lars von Trier.

[mercyisme.livejournal.com]

Should I worry because that didn't shock me?

[scary-being-me.livejournal.com]

Now, why would you post that link? That's just cruel. You KNOW people are going to click it.

As curious as I am; I won't click it. I learned long ago that there are things that cannot be unseen; things that will haunt you forever. I've still never seen "two girls one cup" for that reason.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I've been avoiding "two girls, one cup" forever. The closest I've come to being tempted is that article where George Clooney dared his agent or publicist or whomever to watch it and they only lasted three seconds and he laughed his ass off.

[sassygirl.livejournal.com]

what IS two girls, one cup a video of? I have no clue and the only videos I can see are of people's reactions to the video itself.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Ah, let me borrow from Wikipedia:

The trailer features two women conducting themselves in fetishistic intimate relations, including defecating into a cup, taking turns consuming the excrement, and vomiting it into each other's mouths. "Lovers Theme", from Hervé Roy's Romantic Themes, plays throughout.

[sassygirl.livejournal.com]

oh jesus. I thought it might have been something to do with a menstrual cup but, ew. I'm glad I haven't seen it.

[myniamh.livejournal.com]

That description, I think, might be worse for me than the linked article.
*BLURGK*

[sassygirl.livejournal.com]

um... yeah... I found the wiki link and I'm so glad I haven't actually seen the video itself. Thanks for the warning!

[laughingacademy.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, I read that article and immediately went into fetal cringe. DO NOT WANT.

That said, the image of the NY Times reviewer crooning "...That's entertaiiiiinnnnnnment!" after the critics' screening is made of win.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

I....I think I'm gonna puke.

[anitac588.livejournal.com]

LOL, that is one very Braveheart version of the porn.
I am extermely glad there are no pictures to support the text.

[lavenderfrost.livejournal.com]

WOO-HOO!!

Mission accomplished. XD

[lavenderfrost.livejournal.com]

...fic-mission, that is. Not clicking the Antichrist link, nope, no way, nosireebob.

...

...dammit. *clicks link*

...

[ysabel.livejournal.com]

I was fine until the scissors.

[coolgrin.livejournal.com]

You know that means I had to click. Urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[allthelivesofme.livejournal.com]

WAUGH.

[jamethiel]

I clicked the link and went "Meh. I just discussed a medical friend's day which involved reversing two genital mutilations (female circumcisions)"

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT SAYS ABOUT ME.

[killerweasel.livejournal.com]

Wow. And Ow.

I love Willem Dafoe and I love fucked up movies, but that's a little more fucked up than I'd want to watch. I'll think I'll skip that one.

[purple-smurf.livejournal.com]

I think I'm very happy that the page refuses to load for me.

[gruyere.livejournal.com]

I've got something else I can link you to that's even worse, if that'll wipe this out of your brain.

And when I say even worse, I REALLY FUCKING MEAN IT.

[looleebelle.livejournal.com]

O_O

By golly. Ummm. Yeah.

*searches for fluff fic*

[mylenn.livejournal.com]

I was good until I read what she did to herself. I mean, not good, but not too terribly squicked. Owwwwwwwwwwww. Why will I never learn to NOT CLICK.