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Why don't they sell Gummi Bears by the colors? Seriously. I want to just buy a whole bunch of red ones, train them to kill and destroy, give a rousing speech with lots of wild hand gestures, and then use them to invade Poland.

Or, you know, eat them all, 'cause the red ones are my favorites. But I honestly can't figure out where the violent warmongering and crimes against humanity come in with that scenario.

Probably when you leave all of the orange Gummis bitter and alone in the candy store.

Date: 2003-06-30 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tree220.livejournal.com
what you need to do is go into the stores that sell them by bulk and just pick thru and get the color you want.

Date: 2003-06-30 11:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
But that's too much wooooooooooork. *whines pitifully*

Besides, any crowd of Gummi Bears that can't segregate themselves with a strongly barked command is not fit to be in my army. Let them join the Swiss Army. They have really neat knives, you know.

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