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Why don't they sell Gummi Bears by the colors? Seriously. I want to just buy a whole bunch of red ones, train them to kill and destroy, give a rousing speech with lots of wild hand gestures, and then use them to invade Poland.

Or, you know, eat them all, 'cause the red ones are my favorites. But I honestly can't figure out where the violent warmongering and crimes against humanity come in with that scenario.

Probably when you leave all of the orange Gummis bitter and alone in the candy store.

Date: 2003-06-30 12:50 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] norabombay.livejournal.com
The truely sad part?

I like the orange ones.

Date: 2003-06-30 01:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
That's not sad. That just means that you can have the orange ones to use in *your* Jun horde.

We'll have to leave the nasty clearish-yellowish ones behind, though. They're sneaky little bastards, they are.

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