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-- You know what I could use right now? A website where you put in the physical attributes of a character -- short, fat, blond, freckled, whatever -- and it gave you pictures of people, famous or otherwise, who look like that. I like having pictures of people who look like my characters for inspiration, and I have a character who's an older woman with an olive complexion, a small athletic build, big pretty brown eyes, and close-cropped salt-and-pepper hair who's based on an actress I saw in what I think was an osteoporosis ad a few years back. Granted, I obviously have a detailed mental picture of her anyway, but still.

-- What if the Best Picture Changes Happened Five Years Ago? Essentially, Pixar's practically guaranteed a slot and science fiction and fantasy actually has a chance. It's annoying that they have to add five slots to both of those things to happen, but I'll take it.

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-- Joe Jackson Uses BET Awards Red Carpet To Promote His Own Record Company Wherever Michael is now, I can only imagine him looking at stuff like that and, free from the influence of this douchenozzle, screaming, "KEEP THAT ASSHAT AWAY FROM MY GODDAMN KIDS!"

-- Speaking of Michael Jackson, you know what I'm getting really fucking tired of seeing? People talking about his kids going, "Those kids are NOT his biological kids! They're too white, you guys!" Okay, regardless of the fact that it is possible for biracial kids to be that pale, although a little bit much of a stretch for all three to be that pale, who gives a shit? I don't care who contributed the sperm, he's the one who's raised them ALONE since they were born, he's the only parent they know, HE'S their father. This is the same way I feel whenever I see an article referring to Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise's son and daughter as their "adopted" kids. Knock that shit off, I'm sure they know that by now, you don't have to be a dick about it, media.

Date: 2009-06-29 01:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rhyana.livejournal.com
I have a character who's an older woman with an olive complexion, a small athletic build, big pretty brown eyes, and close-cropped salt-and-pepper hair who's based on an actress I saw in what I think was an osteoporosis ad a few years back.

Sounds alot like Andrea Martin when she was in My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
Edited Date: 2009-06-29 01:25 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-06-29 02:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] opportunemoment.livejournal.com
Have you ever tried playing with the Getty images website? Their tags list is epic and I think it does cover things like hair colour and height. You end up with pictures with massive watermarks, but if you're only using it for your own reference that doesn't really matter so much...

Date: 2009-06-29 02:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dargie.livejournal.com
I think that raising them alone might be slightly less than accurate considering the staff he probably had. But other than that I'd agree with you. It doesn't matter. They were his kids, adopted or not, and he loved them.

But I also get very tired of the fans who are so fixated on him having actually fathered them that they cannot bring themselves to consier the possibility that the children are essentially his adoptive children. In both cases, the problem I have is WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ADOPTION??

I admit it's a hot button for me since I was adopted, but still, it seems just wrong on a whole bunch of levels.

Date: 2009-06-29 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allthelivesofme.livejournal.com
That website sounds like the best idea ever. :-)

Date: 2009-06-29 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] astaria51.livejournal.com
Hollow-art.com can't do multiple tags, but if you have one particular trait you're focused on (or that you think will probably get fewer results than others) its tagging system is pretty freaking extensive, and the models/actors featured aren't particularly well known (at least, not exclusively).

It does have a focus on a younger (18-40) age range, but it's not exclusive to that.

Date: 2009-06-29 05:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittikattie.livejournal.com
My shit on "They're not his biologically" crap: If we're pulling that, someone take away all of Madonna and Angelina Jolie's adopted kids cause we KNOW thos aren't hers. Or are we getting all wanky cause it's Michael? Yes, sometimes we folk come out more white than black when we have white in us EVEN WHEN A PARENT IS BLACK. They just lost their father, GODDAMN. Shut up, haters.

Date: 2009-06-29 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crediniaeth.livejournal.com
an older woman with an olive complexion, a small athletic build, big pretty brown eyes, and close-cropped salt-and-pepper hair who's based on an actress I saw in what I think was an osteoporosis ad a few years back.

Are you thinking of Rita Moreno?

Date: 2009-06-29 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hiddenw.livejournal.com
God, I would love a website like that. I have such a hard time imagining people described in books.

Date: 2009-06-29 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sabra-n.livejournal.com
Essentially, Pixar's practically guaranteed a slot and science fiction and fantasy actually has a chance. It's annoying that they have to add five slots to both of those things to happen, but I'll take it.

Are they also getting rid of the separate animation category? Because otherwise, I suspect what might happen is 10 nominations for typical Oscar films, while Pixar continues to get left out. Look how well the Lauren Graham Rules worked out for Graham at the Emmys.

Date: 2009-06-30 12:50 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] agent-mimi.livejournal.com
I think the kid issue is complicated. Jackson claimed the kids were his biologically (and Debbie Rowe spent years confirming it, only to finally deny it recently) yet most people assumed they weren't. And no one knows who Blanket's mom was, if she was a surrogate or if Blanket was adopted after he was born, or where from. It's part of the whole package of weirdness around Jackson, and complicated by allegations of child molestation. Many get caught up on the legalities, too, as though any of us know the legalities of child custody in this situation. LOL

The biracial thing is driving me nuts, though I gave up trying to argue the point a long time ago. I thankfully haven't seen anyone say that the kids should be take away from the Jacksons because they were adopted. I'd probably lose it if I did.

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