I don't know which made me laugh harder ...

[apocalypsos]

... Cracked's summary of "fanfiction" or their summary of Supernatural.

I tilt towards the SPN summary if only for the sadly-accurate Female Character Flow Chart.

Comments

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

It's the pie chart that makes the fanfic article.

[winterweathered.livejournal.com]

THAT JUST MADE MY WEEK, SERIOUSLY.

[regala-electra.livejournal.com]

Man the Supernatural one is pretty much perfection.

Still laughing over the descriptions of Sam and Dean.

[sweetlittlefire.livejournal.com]

oh... this page makes me sad because it's so true!

this show is for:
"Awkward, socially stunted females who watch for the two unusually attractive male leads." CHECK.

flowchart where every female dies/disappears. DOUBLE CHECK. .

[modillian.livejournal.com]

This is erotic fanfiction between a male and female character. Fans writing het tend to try to make up for its inherent boringness by being really weird.
I protest!

...she says as she writes a het time-traveling, 19th century philanthropy fic.

[allthelivesofme.livejournal.com]

*mad gigglefit*

[swingangel.livejournal.com]

I made the painful, painful mistake of clicking the Mary Sue example My Immortal on the cracked page. Dear god tell me that was one long, 22 chapter joke and not even remotely real. Please? I have to believe it is.

[kimberlyfdr.livejournal.com]

I saw the SPN one over the weekend at con. I still need to post about it :D

[witchofthedogs.livejournal.com]

The flow chart is hysterical.

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

God help me, all I could do was stare at the chart and try to figure out the last time I read necropheliac incest.

I may have passed the zone of shame here.

[zannes.livejournal.com]

I wrote implied necrophiliac incest! It was a story regarding Dean not making the deal, and being unable to accept Sam's death at Cold Oak. It was more about Dean being broken and fucked in the head than it was about any kind of sex, though.

Yeah, I never thought I'd write it, either. But I've written only three (maybe four) of the ten types of erotic fiction according to Cracked!