I forgot to share this before.

[apocalypsos]

On the drive down to Wal-Mart I drove past a woman leaving a bank and talking on a cell phone. She had on pristine makeup and a wide infectious smile, was wearing kickass glossy black high heels and a perfectly tailored retro pink halter dress with white polka dots, had her dark hair pulled up in an artfully sloppy updo, weighed two hundred and fifty pounds if she was an ounce, and was the most beautiful woman I've seen in this area in at least a week.

I wish I could have taken a picture. She looked so pretty and happy, I couldn't stop smiling for ten minutes. :)