It's so sad ...

[apocalypsos]

... that I've designated myself the America's Got Talent person. No one should be this thrilled to see David Hasselhoff on a regular basis except perhaps for David Hasselhoff every morning when he looks in the mirror. I just picture him yelling, "YOU are what this reflection is ABOUT!"

Also, I'm trapped under a cat. Send help. He's sleeping on my legs and doesn't plan on moving and I'm on my third Smirnoff and haven't needed to go to the bathroom in hours. But I will. Oh, how I will.

*glares at Otis*

So ... yeah. In writing news:

1. Am currently editing the first chapter of GPW. Yay!
2. Was going to try to whip together an outline of Dead Men In Dark Suits tonight as well, am pretty sure I'm just going to go to bed instead. I did mention the three Smirnoffs, yes?

A few other things:

-- Emma Thompson and her family are lovely.

-- Christian Kane talks to TWoP. Some Leverage spoilers, obviously. (And Leverage spoilers in the comments, too.)

-- 7 Fatal Injuries (That People Somehow Survived)

-- I'm probably not supposed to laugh at the guinea pig movie trailer, but as someone who has owned and does currently own rodents, "Poop in his hand, poop in his hand!" sadly kills me every time.

Comments

[medie]

See, now that, Ms. Thompson, is one disgustingly good looking family (and graduated from Exeter. Oh *SO* much bragging on that one!) and the coat should be absurd, but she is *so* working it.

And YAY for editing! Which, I think, is a tremendous accomplishment and you should totally reward yourself with a good snooze.

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that line gets me too.

[dmlpacker.livejournal.com]

*embarrassing squeal* There's a "reverse team" on leverage??? An arch-nemesis? JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I'D REACHED THE HEIGHT OF FANGIRL LOVE!

Mmmmm Eliot fighting this week...

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, you heard the story about the stitches, right? Because that's my favorite part of the fighting. I can TOTES picture Christian being all, "Okay, I'm done being stitched now," and just clipping them out in his bathroom or whatever.

[dmlpacker.livejournal.com]

WHAT? WHAT STITCHES STORY? He mentioned it in the interview, but I just nodded along vapidly...

(AGT: wasn't Nick cute with the dancing at the end? My mom couldn't stop laughing)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Ah, found it. Per John Rogers' blog:

Why is Chris Wearing a Hat in #207?

Because somebody who insists on doing his own goddam stunts cut his forehead to the goddam BONE in a fight scene, to the tune of a severed muscle, bone bruise and 17 stitches. Back at work the next day, but damn, we've got to start putting padding around the set.

To be honest, it doesn't look all that bad. Because, of course, he decided to take the damn stitches out early. Himself.

Fucking Oklahoma.

(AGT: I have to make a GIF of that when it goes up on YouTube. That was hilarious. :D)

[eilonwy.livejournal.com]

I laugh at the "poop in his hand!" bit too-- partly because I've had a pet guinea pig and partly because in this last batch of foster kittens, one did just that when a friend came to visit. The friend walked in the door, I plopped the kitten in his hand, she started pooping. Heh.

[denorios.livejournal.com]

Awww, Emma Thompson. I ♥ her so much. I had no idea she'd adopted a kid from Africa, and before it was 'cool' too. *is saying nothing about bloody Madonna* What a lovely family she has.