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Jul. 29th, 2009 03:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosSpotted on Not Always Right ...
(I had lost my entire wallet just a week prior. A customer approaches my check stand. He has an 18-pack of beer on the belt, and he looks about 20 years old.)
Me: *ringing him up* “ID, please.”
Customer: “You got it!”
(The customer pulls out a wallet that looks exactly like mine, broken chain and all. He then proceeds to show me my own ID.)
Me: *taking my wallet back from him* “Two problems with this.”
Customer: “What the h***, man?!”
Me: “First off, this is MY ID; MY wallet. Secondly, I’m not 21, and neither is this thing.”
Customer: *runs out of the store*
(I had lost my entire wallet just a week prior. A customer approaches my check stand. He has an 18-pack of beer on the belt, and he looks about 20 years old.)
Me: *ringing him up* “ID, please.”
Customer: “You got it!”
(The customer pulls out a wallet that looks exactly like mine, broken chain and all. He then proceeds to show me my own ID.)
Me: *taking my wallet back from him* “Two problems with this.”
Customer: “What the h***, man?!”
Me: “First off, this is MY ID; MY wallet. Secondly, I’m not 21, and neither is this thing.”
Customer: *runs out of the store*
