Drinking, drinking, drinking ...
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apocalypsosI think I need to become an alcoholic so I can drink Smirnoff all the time and I won't have to keep telling people I just like the taste. It's just like drinking Sprite, except when I drink three bottles of Sprite, I bounce off the walls, whereas when I drink Smirnoff, only my head does that.
Nazi Spike? Well, of course he was. *annoyed sighs* I need to write more "Unbearable Lightness of Brain Cells" just so I can screw up the L.A. crowd my way. To gve you some idea of my current mindset, the more I thought about the episode today, the more I considered who I was killing off in this story. Oh, yes.
And next week, with Muppet!Angel ... I've got a buck that says at the end of the episode, Angel opens a closet only to be attacked by the shark from that Gilda Radner sketch on SNL. (I'm remembering that one right, right? Because, hey, I'm two Smirnoffs down here.) After which, of course, the shark will choke, collapse, and die, and in an effort to have themselves a gay yes-it's-marriage-but-we-can't-call-it-that, Spike and Wesley jump over its cartiligenous corpse. (Is cartiligenous a word? Shyeah, I say that like I care.)
Marissa, did you ever notice that the common thread in all of your disastrous relationships is you?
Ryan, it's not about not punching people, it's about not punching the wrong people, the wrong people being whomever you're going to be best friends with in about six episodes.
Seth, please have sex wth someone. You look so cute in the promos when you're not a virgin.
Summer, please have sex with Seth. And wear the Wonder Woman costume, 'cause Jesus, did that buy you a place on my Get Out of Heterosexuality Free list.
Anna, hook up with Ryan. I don't like you with Seth, but I definitely like you better than the angsting swizzle stick.
Luke, you get to tap one MILF in your lifetime before it gets pervy. Just tossing that one out there.
Oliver, die. Twice, if necessary. In fact, I owe you at least one bitch-slap for being such an onerous crazed snot while walking around with my Himalayan's name.
Nazi Spike? Well, of course he was. *annoyed sighs* I need to write more "Unbearable Lightness of Brain Cells" just so I can screw up the L.A. crowd my way. To gve you some idea of my current mindset, the more I thought about the episode today, the more I considered who I was killing off in this story. Oh, yes.
And next week, with Muppet!Angel ... I've got a buck that says at the end of the episode, Angel opens a closet only to be attacked by the shark from that Gilda Radner sketch on SNL. (I'm remembering that one right, right? Because, hey, I'm two Smirnoffs down here.) After which, of course, the shark will choke, collapse, and die, and in an effort to have themselves a gay yes-it's-marriage-but-we-can't-call-it-that, Spike and Wesley jump over its cartiligenous corpse. (Is cartiligenous a word? Shyeah, I say that like I care.)
Marissa, did you ever notice that the common thread in all of your disastrous relationships is you?
Ryan, it's not about not punching people, it's about not punching the wrong people, the wrong people being whomever you're going to be best friends with in about six episodes.
Seth, please have sex wth someone. You look so cute in the promos when you're not a virgin.
Summer, please have sex with Seth. And wear the Wonder Woman costume, 'cause Jesus, did that buy you a place on my Get Out of Heterosexuality Free list.
Anna, hook up with Ryan. I don't like you with Seth, but I definitely like you better than the angsting swizzle stick.
Luke, you get to tap one MILF in your lifetime before it gets pervy. Just tossing that one out there.
Oliver, die. Twice, if necessary. In fact, I owe you at least one bitch-slap for being such an onerous crazed snot while walking around with my Himalayan's name.
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Date: 2004-02-11 11:19 pm (UTC)My reaction exactly when I saw the promos, but no, he wasn't. He just ate one for the cool leather coat apparently, and proceeded to sing "God Save the King" in front of a Nazi hostage.
the angsting swizzle stick.
That just made my night *snicker*
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Date: 2004-02-12 07:34 pm (UTC)Did you get to see Muppet!Angel wrestling and rolling on the ground with Spike? To quote Giles once, the sub-text here is rapidly becoming text.
Marissa, did you ever notice that the common thread in all of your disastrous relationships is you?
-giggle-
angsting swizzle stick
-double giggle-
I hate Oliver. Summer & Seth sex!!!!!! (it even sounds good)