apocalypsos | "Project Runway"

-- Ari still reminds me of Samantha Ronson.

-- Oh, good Lord, Irina's got a pocket poodle.

-- Carol Hannah is either going to be adorable or annoying.

-- Shirin's gorgeous. My thing for brunette girls strikes again.

-- Malvin is what James-Paul would have been if he'd been on this show.

-- I like Christopher's $3 dress.

-- "Project Runway!" is currently getting a "STEVE HOLT!" reaction from me.

-- I adore their rooms. They look a lot nicer than Atlas. Sorry, Atlas!

-- I like Louise's style and her haircut, but her look reminds me of Monika from Project Catwalk and that woman was repugnant. I need to get over that.

-- Okay, Ari's starting to bug with the "I don't sketch" crap.

-- Aww. Ra'mon talking about his dream of someone wearing his dress on the red carpet was so sweet.

-- On one hand, I feel bad for Johnny. He's obviously had it hard and getting over crystal meth ... that's an amazing accomplishment. On the other hand, it's the FIRST CHALLENGE. Buck up and finish something. Getting kicked off for not being up to their standards is infinitely preferable to throwing in the towel 'cause things are too hard.

-- "He really makes it sound like he thinks you can succeed." THAT'S BECAUSE TIM GUNN IS MADE OF MAGIC, JOHNNY.

-- Ari's wardrobe both intrigues and terrifies me.

-- "I'm going to spit on it and use gum." Hee! That's why we can keep Johnny.

-- I'm liking Christopher so far.

-- GOD I HAVE MISSED TIM GUNN AND HIS ADVICE SO FUCKING MUCH.

-- Oh, look, they're airing the All About Steve trailer that ISN'T a blasphemy unto the Lord! *eyeroll*

-- Oooo, Heidi's pretty red top.

-- I knew Lindsay Lohan was coming, but now all I can think is that I keep expecting her to tell Ari, "Hey, you look exactly like my girlfriend."

-- AW, CHRISTOPHER. He, Ra'mon and Johnny are going to be my woobies this season, I can see it now.

-- GODDAMN IT, JOHNNY, NO MORE DOUBTING YOURSELF, MM-KAY? Seriously, that was gorgeous.

-- Oh, Ari. Lindsay is sooo not going to have angry sex with you tonight.

-- Let me tell you, I love that my three favorites are on top. \o/

-- YAY CHRISTOPHER!

-- I am not the least bit surprised that Ari's going. Because ... yeah, batshit.