It's lunchtime on a Monday, my apartment is clean, I'm the only customer in the cafe, and I'm somehow managing to eat my soup and write Heroine Addiction at the same time.
So far, a good day.
That is, of course, Fate's cue to have a screaming squirrel on fire bound through the cafe's front door and leap directly at my face. Such is my life.
(Note: I have never actually had a good day ruined by burning rodents. I woke up halfway through the night last night because I had a nightmare that bats found their way into my apartment, bit Elliot and Dexter, and turned them into vampchillas, but at no time were they on fire. Or sparkly. Although they are stalking me.)
EDIT: Oh, also, you know how I said my brother is using his TV as a computer monitor? Well, yes, now he's got both his regular monitor and his huge TV attached to the computer, so he can play WoW on one and chat in the other or whatever the hell he's doing with it. I suddenly felt a hundred times less lazy than I normally do these days, so I almost wanted to thank him for that.
So far, a good day.
That is, of course, Fate's cue to have a screaming squirrel on fire bound through the cafe's front door and leap directly at my face. Such is my life.
(Note: I have never actually had a good day ruined by burning rodents. I woke up halfway through the night last night because I had a nightmare that bats found their way into my apartment, bit Elliot and Dexter, and turned them into vampchillas, but at no time were they on fire. Or sparkly. Although they are stalking me.)
EDIT: Oh, also, you know how I said my brother is using his TV as a computer monitor? Well, yes, now he's got both his regular monitor and his huge TV attached to the computer, so he can play WoW on one and chat in the other or whatever the hell he's doing with it. I suddenly felt a hundred times less lazy than I normally do these days, so I almost wanted to thank him for that.