No word of lie, but this just happened.

[apocalypsos]

At precisely two o'clock, the FedEx guy delivers my netbook.

Me: *takes box upstairs to living room* "The new phone book computer's here! The new phone book computer's here!"
Netbook: *sparkles*
Laptop: *grumbles*
Me: *bounds over to the laptop to post a squeeful welcome-home-my-baby post on LJ*
Laptop: *waits until I'm halfway through the post before giving me a blue screen and restarting*

Aw, sweetie. I'm sorry, but you're just not the shit like my wee netbook.

*pats the computer on the head*

Now to pack up my crap and head over to the cafe for a little while to update my netbook's bookmarks and programs once again.

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[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

For the longest time, I had Free AVG and Free SUPERAntiSpyware, but AVG was so horribly clunky and would spaz out my computer. AVG also had issues with ZoneAlarm -- they had a slapfight once that took me three hours of nail-biting horror to fix. I got rid of the Free AVG and bought SUPERAntiSpyware, and have my fingers crossed that it all works out.