It's the magical fertility fairy!

[apocalypsos]

I'm sure you've all heard by now about the Louisiana justice of the peace who wouldn't marry an interracial couple because he was very worried about the children they'd have, quite possibly -- as many people have already pointed out -- that they might go on to do nothing with their lives, like ... say ... become the fucking President.

That said, I don't know about the rest of you, but my mother told me a lovely story about the part of her wedding ceremony when the Magical Fertility Fairy came down from on high, blessed my parents' marriage with a reading from the Penthouse letters column, and bopped them both on the head with a pink sparkly dildo to activate their latent fertility.

My mom is always very quick to point out when she tells that story that she slipped the Magical Fertility Fairy a fifty-dollar tip to see if she could gestate the first kid a little bit quicker, and that's why after DEFINITELY being conceived on my parents' honeymoon, I was born a healthy seven pound baby girl five and a half months later.

I personally can't wait until my wedding ceremony, as I can't wait until the Magical Fertility Fairy flips the circuit breaker on my uterus. I hear that "menstruation" business is a lot of fun!

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[titti]

NEWSFLASH: Celebrities aren't allowed to marry. Think about the children.

Now that's something I could support.