Oh, for heaven's sake.
Oct. 20th, 2009 08:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosDear body,
Okay, fine, I don't really mind my period showing up unexpectedly, mostly because I'm the dumbass who never expects it. However, the reason I never expect it is that the one reliable thing about it is that the day beforehand and the first day of said period, I will experience soreness from head to toe and familiar dull stomach cramps. Clearly, I've almost become fond of that awful haggard sensation, as I would prefer it to the current state of you, which is that I feel perfectly fine except for the THROBBING FUCKING SHAFT OF HEADACHE PAIN RIGHT BEHIND MY GODDAMN EYES OH GOD WHY THIS HURTS SO BAD OW OW OW.
Gimme my debilitating muscle fatigue back, damn it. It's my friend and I miss it. And swap it out with this migraine shit while you're at it.
Sincerely,
Me
Okay, fine, I don't really mind my period showing up unexpectedly, mostly because I'm the dumbass who never expects it. However, the reason I never expect it is that the one reliable thing about it is that the day beforehand and the first day of said period, I will experience soreness from head to toe and familiar dull stomach cramps. Clearly, I've almost become fond of that awful haggard sensation, as I would prefer it to the current state of you, which is that I feel perfectly fine except for the THROBBING FUCKING SHAFT OF HEADACHE PAIN RIGHT BEHIND MY GODDAMN EYES OH GOD WHY THIS HURTS SO BAD OW OW OW.
Gimme my debilitating muscle fatigue back, damn it. It's my friend and I miss it. And swap it out with this migraine shit while you're at it.
Sincerely,
Me
